Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

I’m too scared to leave the office because the CEO and CFO are having a conversation by my car. PGP.

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“You’re getting paid with experience.” PGP.

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Making eye contact through that gap in the stall door. PGP.

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The asshole/gentleman balance that worked in college just doesn’t work anymore. PGP.

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Only filling up the gas tank halfway in the hope that prices will fall two cents overnight. PGP.

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Swiping right on what is an obvious Tinder bot just so you can have at least one match this week. PGP.

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I drink less than I did in high school. PGP.

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Got a flu shot because the company paid me $20 for it. PGP.

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Answering the phone on speaker every time a call comes in. PGPM.

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Constantly needing to get your ducks in a row. PGP.

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