Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

The lady next to me has been talking about her gout for 20 minutes. PGP.

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This whole Ray Rice thing really makes me wonder how many times someone has seen me pick my nose while riding an elevator alone. PGP.

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Using your old college ID to get a discount on a haircut. PGP.

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“I just wanted to thank you again for the opportunity…” PGP.

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Trying to identify the popular table in the break room. PGP.

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I just want to have enough money so that I don’t have to think twice about adding guacamole. PGP.

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I used to hate it when my mom packed me NutriGrain bars for lunch. I would almost kill for one right now. PGP.

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Weighing out the pros and cons of a semi-serious car accident on the way to work. PGP.

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Didn’t book a hotel room in time for homecoming. PGP.

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Driving for Lyft for four hours so I can afford my bar tab and a Lyft ride home. PGP.

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