Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

Sometimes I make my bed for the sole purpose of feeling like I have my life together. PGP.

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Wishing I lived in the ’70s so my chest hair and pattern balding would be more socially acceptable. PGP.

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They know. Oh god, no. They know. PGP.

Monday I started P90X. Tuesday I finished a large pizza. PGP.

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Googling how much one of your kidneys might be worth. PGP.

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Watching “American Greed” for ideas on how to get rich quick. PGP.

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People in other departments telling you how to do your job. PGP.

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It’s almost “drive to work in the dark, drive home in the dark” season. PGP.

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Putting every hotel’s claim of “complementary” to the test. PGP.

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Taking out of town company workshops because it’s sort of like a vacation. PGP.

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