Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

Adderall to get me up. Ambien to bring me down. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

The lady at my favorite Chinese restaurant gave me an extra egg roll and a wink because I said “Ni Hao” to her. That’s the most action I’ve gotten in two months. PGP.

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All day all staff meeting. Someone take me out back and put me down like Old Yeller. PGP.

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I fired someone today. I think I cried more than they did. PGP.

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Just bought my first car! It’s 6 years old. PGP.

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Just ate a Krispy Kreme left over from Friday. PGP.

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The fuck is a Shmoney Dance? PGP.

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I have been working here for five months now. Only yesterday was I informed that our building has a free 24 hour gym that’s nicer than the one I’ve been paying for. PGP.

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The only thing I have in common with the other women in my office is our love of Crockpots. PGP.

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Papa John’s Rewards points serve as currency in my house. PGP.

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