Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

Today, I received a stern talking-to. PGP.

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They forgot to up-charge me for guac today. I feel like I just won the lottery. PGP.

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The light sensors in the bathroom last seven minutes. Feels like 30 seconds. PGP.

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Got locked into another year contract of shitty cable because I forgot to cancel my service. PGP.

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Wearing noise canceling headphones into the break room. PGP.

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I found out my current job was posted on LinkedIn, so I applied for it. PGPM.

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Management has been asking for people to volunteer to take days off to save money on payroll. I volunteered tomorrow so I can go to a job interview. PGPM.

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Just swiped right because I saw granite counters and stainless steel. PGP.

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I didn’t know what #FHRITP was until today. Thanks, Jameis. PGP.

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Dumping a girl due to her obscene student loan debt. PGP.

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