Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

My coworker just got engaged to someone she met on Tinder two months ago. PGP.

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Shamelessly “nice work”ing all my comments. PGP.

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My recent calls consist of a mayor, drug dealer, our HR rep, a state senator, and three Tinder girls. PGPM.

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Last night, I had a sex dream. Didn’t even wake up with a boner. PGP.

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Sometimes when I work with my headphones in, I’ll hear a coworker call my name, but choose to ignore it in hopes they will leave me alone. PGP.

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My coworker managed to tell me a five minute story about how her son missed the bus this morning. PGP.

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Got caught jamming to the hold music on the phone. PGP.

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The combined record of my college team, my pro team, and my two fantasy football teams: 1-12. PGP.

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My co-worker said he had the “gift of gab,” but really he has the “curse of not being able to shut the fuck up”. PGP.

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“Cake-eater” being more of a description of my diet than a ’90s insult. PGP.

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