Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

I’m not anti-social, I just don’t like anyone I work with. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

My date didn’t want to come home with me, but she endorsed me on LinkedIn. So I wouldn’t count it as a total loss. PGP.

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Realizing your entry-level “analyst” job feels a lot like an administrative assistant. PGP.

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I’ve gone out six Saturdays in a row. I need to cool it this weekend. PGP.

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I need to get new friends, but I won’t. PGP.

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A girl from Tinder just found me on LinkedIn. PGP.

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My company’s life insurance policy makes me worth more dead than alive. PGP.

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Desperately asking your neighbors to go halfsies on wifi. PGP.

The guy next to me eats 8-10 popsicles a day. PGP.

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Can we all just agree that the international sign for “Leave me alone” is eating lunch at your desk? PGP.

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