Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

Three-day conference next week in a Big Ten town. Boss just said we won’t leave the hotel. PGP.

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Things You Can Lie About On Your Résumé (And Get Away With)

People your own age calling you “sir.” PGP.

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Looking ridiculous with business formal but not being taken seriously with business casual. PGP.

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Went on a date with a guy. His dad added me on LinkedIn. PGP.

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Fruit is fucking expensive. PGP.

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How To Deal With The Inevitable “New Mom” Haircut

Pregaming your annual performance review with a Xanax. PGP.

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I have to work on my birthday this year. My birthday is on a Saturday. PGP.

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Finding the middle ground between being an asset and being a liability. PGP.

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