Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

Extra innings on a weeknight. PGP.

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Expensing a black car to the airport two weeks into an entry level job. PGPM.

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I missed football on Saturday to meet with a customer. Then they canceled after kickoff. PGP.

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Office bathroom is right outside my door. My boss ate Mexican for lunch. PGP.

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Hours go by and nobody comes to my desk. As soon as I let out one fart, all of a sudden everyone in the office needs to come talk to me. PGP.

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I had a long argument with my girlfriend over a spam email from eHarmony last night. PGP.

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Guy from accounting thinks it’s hilarious to stare at me from the doorway until I ask him what he wants. All he says is “Hey buddy,” then walks off. Every time. PGP.

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My girlfriend and I just moved in together and now she farts in front of me. PGP.

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I’m better prepared to get Ebola than to get someone pregnant. PGP.

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The ratio of people to cake is too big. PGP.

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