Quality takes up to the lifejacket piss. Wear that shit nerd style when you open the firehose. Nobody wants your stinky musk up in their backside when they go tubing.
Loyalty is a two way street. If my company didn’t show me any loyalty I wouldn’t have a problem showing up with a two weeks notice after locking down a new gig. On the flip side if they do show loyalty, then you give them the chance to counter-offer before you officially resign – and if it’s still in your best interests to move on, that’s completely acceptable.
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Palate, my man.
As the 30s approach, “sending my regrets” and a $50 check is the new ultimate wedding weekend.
Get a decent camper and put it on the lot till you’re ready to build. Don’t waste precious lake time!
Shoes off in your seat? Solid move unless you have serious stank, then keep those dogs chained. In the lav, though…. no goddamn way.
“The Four Smuggest Ways to Tell Your Friends With Kids How Great Your Weekend Was”
All-time power move to be the one who keeps the friends post-breakup, though.
I assume they next crossed paths at friend’s wake 5 days later.
Things Girls Do After Graduation: Salmonella
My last two nights in Nashville almost ended my life at a robust 29. I’m legitimately afraid of the next binge in Vegas or NOLA.
Buds in = don’t speak to me.
Ope, sorry, just gonna slide right past ya there.
One hour? Those are rookie numbers, you gotta pump those up.
Quality takes up to the lifejacket piss. Wear that shit nerd style when you open the firehose. Nobody wants your stinky musk up in their backside when they go tubing.
For as terrible as she is, this is definitely a hard digit. No decimals.
Here’s how to detoxify your liver:
Step 1) Have a liver.
Todd’s wallet is gonna have to replace aaaaaaaaaaaaaaall of her monogrammed shit.
Boat isn’t in the water yet but I sure as shit am gonna take a sixer of Shandys and go sit in it for a while this weekend.
You haven’t visited unless you’ve eaten, drank, and swiped. Also, boiler up.
“So we just, like, put our keys in this bowl, then?”
-Girl, next week
Loyalty is a two way street. If my company didn’t show me any loyalty I wouldn’t have a problem showing up with a two weeks notice after locking down a new gig. On the flip side if they do show loyalty, then you give them the chance to counter-offer before you officially resign – and if it’s still in your best interests to move on, that’s completely acceptable.