Ah, “TJ Drug Dealer”. A friend of a friend of a friend who totally “wasn’t a drug dealer, he just got weed for friends sometimes” who also unsolicitedly offered to sell me oxy within five minutes of meeting him. There’s no room for you in my list anymore, TJDD, but if I ever see you at Red Rocks I’d be glad to do business.
It’s pretty common and if your parents are nightmares it’s probably good to have them meet and learn how to make them get along prior to the wedding. Hers are normal and mine are normal and super nice if a bit less polished, so I’m not worried.
Hers live in Shaker Heights, OH, mine live in BFE Kansas three hours from the nearest major airport. Difficult to coordinate. And LOL, we are fortunately going to Michelle Wolf by ourselves since I got the tickets a long time ago and they’re sold out, I don’t think it’s my parents’ bag.
Michelle Wolf standup at a small comedy club tonight, parents in town for the weekend so I’m taking them to the Avs/Flames game, then fiancee’s parents getting to town Tuesday and meeting mine for the first time. Wish me luck.
I don’t buy all that Garth Brooks shit, but if I hadn’t dates my first girlfriend who made me want to abandon my hometown and start a new life with a new identity, I’d never have moved to Denver and met my fiancee. It would have been nice enjoying my early twenties and not being an an embarassing emotional mess, but shit buffed out. The first girl’s life is a mess now, but while I used to think that would make me happy (“winning” a breakup is a joke), now I just hope she does alright and sorts stuff out.
I about quit when the office assistant made a joke about no longer having free soda or beer. I’m in the back half of my twenties and free beer on Fridays has kind of lost its allure, but I need that cold caffeine fix.
I am somehow still alive and (relatively) well-functioning after hosting my fraternity brother and his girlfriend (who’s a year younger than me and a sorority girl so she can keep up) for four nights including pro hockey and Oktoberfest. I don’t have any right to feel as okay as I do, but another of our friends is now visiting tonight for Chiefs @ Broncos and goddammit if Monday Night Football can’t demolish me I think nothing will.
My fraternity brother (and oldest friend, we grew up across the street) and his girlfriend are staying with us. Hitting up a rooftop patio and a nice dinner then Avs vs. Wild preseason game in the company suite. Brunch, Cats watch party, and Denver Octoberfest tomorrow. Sunday our other hometown friend is in town for business and I landed club-level tickets for Monday Night Football (GO CHIEFS) for both of us. Really fucking happy with my employer right now.
It might just be the Denver locations, but Home Depot is fucking depressing whereas at Lowe’s employees actually seem happy you’re there and want to help you find stuff.
1. Tapas from El Five
2. Game of Thrones concert tonight. Tomorrow I’m learning how to solder so I can assemble a still.
3. Worst Stories From This Weekend
My friends are all brokedicks and I can’t even get them to up the league entry fee from the twenty bucks it’s been since we started it eight years ago.
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Ah, “TJ Drug Dealer”. A friend of a friend of a friend who totally “wasn’t a drug dealer, he just got weed for friends sometimes” who also unsolicitedly offered to sell me oxy within five minutes of meeting him. There’s no room for you in my list anymore, TJDD, but if I ever see you at Red Rocks I’d be glad to do business.
It’s pretty common and if your parents are nightmares it’s probably good to have them meet and learn how to make them get along prior to the wedding. Hers are normal and mine are normal and super nice if a bit less polished, so I’m not worried.
Hers live in Shaker Heights, OH, mine live in BFE Kansas three hours from the nearest major airport. Difficult to coordinate. And LOL, we are fortunately going to Michelle Wolf by ourselves since I got the tickets a long time ago and they’re sold out, I don’t think it’s my parents’ bag.
Michelle Wolf standup at a small comedy club tonight, parents in town for the weekend so I’m taking them to the Avs/Flames game, then fiancee’s parents getting to town Tuesday and meeting mine for the first time. Wish me luck.
My fiancee’s hair is destroying our Roomba. The poor bastard never had a chance.
SOooo close, Eric. So close.
He’s probably going to think you’re in for a three-way or cuckolding situation.
YUP.
I don’t buy all that Garth Brooks shit, but if I hadn’t dates my first girlfriend who made me want to abandon my hometown and start a new life with a new identity, I’d never have moved to Denver and met my fiancee. It would have been nice enjoying my early twenties and not being an an embarassing emotional mess, but shit buffed out. The first girl’s life is a mess now, but while I used to think that would make me happy (“winning” a breakup is a joke), now I just hope she does alright and sorts stuff out.
Yeah, enjoy paying things a penny at a time.
I about quit when the office assistant made a joke about no longer having free soda or beer. I’m in the back half of my twenties and free beer on Fridays has kind of lost its allure, but I need that cold caffeine fix.
I am somehow still alive and (relatively) well-functioning after hosting my fraternity brother and his girlfriend (who’s a year younger than me and a sorority girl so she can keep up) for four nights including pro hockey and Oktoberfest. I don’t have any right to feel as okay as I do, but another of our friends is now visiting tonight for Chiefs @ Broncos and goddammit if Monday Night Football can’t demolish me I think nothing will.
My fraternity brother (and oldest friend, we grew up across the street) and his girlfriend are staying with us. Hitting up a rooftop patio and a nice dinner then Avs vs. Wild preseason game in the company suite. Brunch, Cats watch party, and Denver Octoberfest tomorrow. Sunday our other hometown friend is in town for business and I landed club-level tickets for Monday Night Football (GO CHIEFS) for both of us. Really fucking happy with my employer right now.
It might just be the Denver locations, but Home Depot is fucking depressing whereas at Lowe’s employees actually seem happy you’re there and want to help you find stuff.
Will’s list has some damned good snacks but Harvest Cheddar Sun Chips still go.
There ain’t no spice in the Reinheitsgebot.
Paid off one of my student loans (and thus closed one of my oldest accounts) and it went back under 800. Goddammit.
1. Tapas from El Five
2. Game of Thrones concert tonight. Tomorrow I’m learning how to solder so I can assemble a still.
3. Worst Stories From This Weekend
Yup. I’m paying like 30 extra bucks per month on unnecessary Amazon Fresh delivery charges/tips, but it’s still way cheaper than the meal kits.
My friends are all brokedicks and I can’t even get them to up the league entry fee from the twenty bucks it’s been since we started it eight years ago.