Either he has a skinny dick or he is somehow fucking wrong. Condom breaks and slippage should be very few and far between once you’re a grownup and know vaguely what the heck you should be doing.
Thanks, Icehouse. I’d like to expand on your point about Net Neutrality actually having been effected in some capacity prior to 2015.
When one computer goes bleep bloop to another computer over telephone lines it’s subject to a great deal of the same provisions of Title II of the Communications Act of 1934 that protect conveyance of phone calls with integrity and prioritization. People were using dial-up modems and DSL en masse until just a few years before Net Neutrality became an FCC issue in the public eye. Around the time of that issue streaming content became viable and broadband communication became a much greater concern.
Haha, Max, I also included a decent tip in my $15 average for cocktails. I get perturbed when guests come to Denver and complain about $6 beers; I can’t imagine the grief of entertaining out-of-towners in the city.
Damn, $15 a piece for vodka-sodas… My liquor spending is way too high but where I live $15 will at least get you a fancy cocktail it takes the bartender a couple minutes to make and not just a shot with soda poured over. Oh well, somebody has to do it.
Had a week long company meeting (holiday party) with employees from other offices all coming onsite and I feel like death. I managed to not pass out at 9 or make an ass out of myself more than the average employee so pretty satisfied.
I’m going to go home and watch Top Chef and melt into the couch. It’s set in Colorado this year (the cast house was in my neighborhood) so I’m pretty stoked.
I’ve had a few bleu cheese olive martinis, and while they’re not gross, I think the floating cheese oil on top that results is pretty weird. Regular olive or throw a cocktail onion in (technically a Gibson) for me, please.
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Stop bragging, Dave.
Either he has a skinny dick or he is somehow fucking wrong. Condom breaks and slippage should be very few and far between once you’re a grownup and know vaguely what the heck you should be doing.
I’d throw the Michael Jackson eating popcorn gif on here but PGP apparently turned their back on Shit-Post Neutrality!
Thanks, Icehouse. I’d like to expand on your point about Net Neutrality actually having been effected in some capacity prior to 2015.
When one computer goes bleep bloop to another computer over telephone lines it’s subject to a great deal of the same provisions of Title II of the Communications Act of 1934 that protect conveyance of phone calls with integrity and prioritization. People were using dial-up modems and DSL en masse until just a few years before Net Neutrality became an FCC issue in the public eye. Around the time of that issue streaming content became viable and broadband communication became a much greater concern.
The Drive Down: NPR and Nights Rewatch podcasts. Fiance pointing out every single hawk she sees on I-70
The Campus: Wedding Reception at Alumni Center. Ran into old fraternity cook I was a dick to. Turns out he’s the bride’s uncle. Whoops.
The Town: How did I think this was a big city?
The Bars: The old people bar in the ‘Ville with my friend who still sells pot and his mom.
Drunk Food: Everything closes in Kansas at like 2. Hotel pantry snacks. Fuck.
*Drinks 5 bottles of Guinness*
*Hears front door unlock, pours last bottle of sixer slowly into pressure cooker with roast*
“Hi honey, I saw this awesome recipe using stout!”
You probably have fucked up teeth.
Eh. Budget airfare is still cheaper than hookers.
I am aggressively losing hair around my temples so I get a buzzcut. I pay my barber $0 and he does a shit job every time. I am my barber.
OH MY GOD is that what “The Flim Flam Man” is about?
Haha, Max, I also included a decent tip in my $15 average for cocktails. I get perturbed when guests come to Denver and complain about $6 beers; I can’t imagine the grief of entertaining out-of-towners in the city.
Monday morning Schadenfreude is keeping me together.
Damn, $15 a piece for vodka-sodas… My liquor spending is way too high but where I live $15 will at least get you a fancy cocktail it takes the bartender a couple minutes to make and not just a shot with soda poured over. Oh well, somebody has to do it.
Had a week long company meeting (holiday party) with employees from other offices all coming onsite and I feel like death. I managed to not pass out at 9 or make an ass out of myself more than the average employee so pretty satisfied.
I’m going to go home and watch Top Chef and melt into the couch. It’s set in Colorado this year (the cast house was in my neighborhood) so I’m pretty stoked.
Bailed on our families’ Christmases last year to relax in Jamaica. Would 100% do it again if we weren’t saving for a wedding.
I still think it’s Dave Ruff trolling us so that we’re not mean to actual commenters.
Eat a vegetable, man!
If the guy owns a 4-door truck and doesn’t have a knife in it, I wouldn’t trust him.
Is this how Dave Ruff vents his frustration with commenters?
I’ve had a few bleu cheese olive martinis, and while they’re not gross, I think the floating cheese oil on top that results is pretty weird. Regular olive or throw a cocktail onion in (technically a Gibson) for me, please.