Manager gave me tickets to the NCAA tournament and a half day off for “networking purposes.” PGPM

My mom figured out how to @me on Instagram.

Had to wait until work to poop because I didn’t have any toilet paper at the apartment.

Getting old enough to realize going out is too expensive and not worth the calories.

8:15 AM Monday follow-ups about 5:30 PM Friday emails. PGP.

DeFries didn’t do an Oscars live blog. PGP.