“He didn’t want to marry a delicate stick figure — he wanted to marry the girl he’d known for the last three years.” Somebody call the police we have a serial killer on the loose.
My first day as an intern, my boss gave me $100 and told me to pick up beer for the office happy hour on the rooftop. I was 19 at the time and had to use my fake. Innovate or die.
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“He didn’t want to marry a delicate stick figure — he wanted to marry the girl he’d known for the last three years.” Somebody call the police we have a serial killer on the loose.
I think she has a name
Let’s go boys. 3 hours until freedom. Let’s rip.
See you at Paradise Park?
The DeFries family vehicle being a Volvo is the least surprising news of the day
Very on-brand article for you, Davey.
I legitimately think I would rather hang out with Kim Jong Un than you.
Borderline felony that they wrote a piece on this without interviewing the world’s foremost authority on the subject.
Congrats on the barely legal sex
Brick House is an absolutely diabolical thing to name your son
I can’t believe I’m at work right now.
Hope he gets to catch Wrestlemania this year
Name checks out.
My first day as an intern, my boss gave me $100 and told me to pick up beer for the office happy hour on the rooftop. I was 19 at the time and had to use my fake. Innovate or die.
Mulligan’s Brick Bar – Buffalo, NY
Toon’s – Chicago, IL
Paradise Park – Nashville, TN
Did they teach you’re going to waste 150k to graduate without a job yet? Or is that year 3 stuff?
Sup?
We get it, you have sex with an attractive woman.
I would quit my job today if I could read The Chronicles of Todd: Bachelor Party right now
Petro accounting? Put a ring on it.