Getting hit on by older men via LinkedIn. PGP.

Staying up way past your bed time just to watch your team lose. Again. PGP.

Depression from your team’s loss on Sunday violently colliding with your Monday depression. PGP.

Reading “How to be Happier at Work” articles. PGP.

The feeling of sheer joy when someone cancels plans. PGP.

I really can’t stand anyone. PGP.

Scratch offs and lottery tickets seem like my only hope. PGP.

Sore from bowling. PGP.

I started actually doing work around 3 today. I’m leaving at 4. PGP.

People you don’t know endorsing you for skills you don’t have on LinkedIn. PGP.