I discussed this with a group of guys after a buddy had a daughter. The consensus was that the girls whose dads did that were actually more likely to let you get to second base.
I got a daughter. She’s pretty awesome. Nine months old, so it’ll be a while before the boys start calling. When that day comes, I have two rules.
1. He’s gotta be nice to her.
2. He’s gotta have a job, or at least be on a path to get a job.
She’s going to meet guys she really likes and do things that women who really like guys do. She’s going to make some mistakes. But as long as she ends up with a guy who is nice to her and who has a job, I can deal with the rest.
Oh man, on the hierarchy of pretentious douchenozzels, IPA guy is way down there. While IPA guy is telling Miller Lite guy that anything without a billion IBUs isn’t worth drinking, there’s a guy at the next seat who will tell you that IPA had it’s moment years ago, and if you don’t drink sour beers, you really don’t know good beer.
Yeah, but who wants to be in a relationship with a guy who asks that question in the first place? Anything before the relationship became exclusive is don’t ask, don’t tell, don’t want to know.
I liked the way the sound editors switched over from the “shit’s ’bout to go down” music to actual elevator music when Nick got on the elevator, and then back to the dramatic music when he got off.
Also, fellas, it’s the guys she doesn’t tell you about that you have to worry about. When she announced that a guy had shown up without saying his name, and then downplayed the amount of talking they had done before the show, everyone in that room knew they were screwed.
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I discussed this with a group of guys after a buddy had a daughter. The consensus was that the girls whose dads did that were actually more likely to let you get to second base.
I got a daughter. She’s pretty awesome. Nine months old, so it’ll be a while before the boys start calling. When that day comes, I have two rules.
1. He’s gotta be nice to her.
2. He’s gotta have a job, or at least be on a path to get a job.
She’s going to meet guys she really likes and do things that women who really like guys do. She’s going to make some mistakes. But as long as she ends up with a guy who is nice to her and who has a job, I can deal with the rest.
Oh man, on the hierarchy of pretentious douchenozzels, IPA guy is way down there. While IPA guy is telling Miller Lite guy that anything without a billion IBUs isn’t worth drinking, there’s a guy at the next seat who will tell you that IPA had it’s moment years ago, and if you don’t drink sour beers, you really don’t know good beer.
Yeah, but who wants to be in a relationship with a guy who asks that question in the first place? Anything before the relationship became exclusive is don’t ask, don’t tell, don’t want to know.
I liked the way the sound editors switched over from the “shit’s ’bout to go down” music to actual elevator music when Nick got on the elevator, and then back to the dramatic music when he got off.
Also, fellas, it’s the guys she doesn’t tell you about that you have to worry about. When she announced that a guy had shown up without saying his name, and then downplayed the amount of talking they had done before the show, everyone in that room knew they were screwed.
Way too early for a cliffhanger rose ceremony. If I’m going to say “Who?” to everyone who didn’t get a rose, they shouldn’t do a cliffhanger.