living the PGL of a accountant in the fast paced world of the Houston reinsurance scene. Proponent of the 4 day work week and day drinking during lunch breaks at the local Chili's. Weekdays you can find me living the cube life and gettin my sweet fluorescent light tan on and on the weekend you can catch me at the beach or at a local bar calling everyone hipsters who order Moscow mules.
Likes: beer, jeeps, scotch, emotionally unavailable women.
Dislikes:
Will deFries
TLDR but from the title and the few sentences of the first paragraph i read you seem kinda tool-ish. You can use your ignorance of her having a SO but the fact that you knew she had an SO and you’ve even met him a few times makes the whole situation skeevy AF. I can only handle one homewrecker on here at a time and his name is Johnny D.
True sundresses and girls are god’s greatest combination. I don’t know why y’all would have to wear anything other kind of dress. So thanks for the effort y’all put in there ladies and go easy on the spray tan.
So part two.
I stopped off at HEB plus to get a few ingredients she was missing and pick up a bottle of wine and a case of XX’s. Showed up to her apartment and to my surprise the place smell good af. She was making some steak and shrimp fajitas with a new marinade recipe. I was pulling a T-pain and falling love with a stripper while watching her cook. We drank and talked about more nerdy shit like if we were going to any local comicons or how awesome the new Power Rangers movie is(Pretty dope if you haven’t seen it) and which ranger was our favorite,OG Tommy as Green Ranger is the most alpha ranger. With dinner done, she wasn’t kidding about being a good cook, we decided to watch the old 90’s Power Ranger movie as a joke. We didn’t make it past the part where Ivan Ooze starts wrecking shit before you’re boy was rounding the bases. As the JD would put it she was a dragon, I even changed her name in my phone to Smaug. Pretty sure I’m completely blinded to all the potential crazy that’s behind her veneer by the fog of tastey fajitas and managing to break the old dry spell on a solid 8.5/9.
Took a 3 day weekend and drove to San Antonio to attend the wake for the mother of one of my frat brothers on Saturday followed by a very informal service on Sunday. But first on Friday we had lunch at a local SA gentlemen’s club which turned out to be a few hours and all i remember is talking up one of the girl. Turns out under crippling levels of father issues she’s a pretty cool. Talked about nerdy stuff like how lame the new Iron Fist series is and how stoked we were for all the upcoming marvel films. One thing lead to another and I got her number and she friended me on FB(turns out her stage name isn’t her real name). Spent pretty much all day Saturday texting each other and she invites me over to her apartment because she’s apparently a good cook and wanted to make me to try this new recipe.
Damn that coffee is like pounding 3 1/2-ish scoops of C4…..Think my heart would literally explode during a workout with that much caffeine. They need to change the name of the coffee to “Dancing with the devil in the pale moonlight” cause you might die.
Well at least he didn’t show his Beta-ness off by doing the smith machine. Smith machine should only be used to do inclined push ups and that’s about it. Toss in some romanian squats girl if the racks are taken up or dumbbell squats and go ATG….always go ATG.
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garbage people attract garbage people. Though i hope JD can be rehabilitated.
I gotta wonder what his bloodwork is like. Hope JD gets tested at least regularly.
not yet he’s not.
TLDR but from the title and the few sentences of the first paragraph i read you seem kinda tool-ish. You can use your ignorance of her having a SO but the fact that you knew she had an SO and you’ve even met him a few times makes the whole situation skeevy AF. I can only handle one homewrecker on here at a time and his name is Johnny D.
True sundresses and girls are god’s greatest combination. I don’t know why y’all would have to wear anything other kind of dress. So thanks for the effort y’all put in there ladies and go easy on the spray tan.
If you want to slay a dragon you have to go to their lair.
sup?
Or he’ll be a beta male like Will.
Have all those fears and stuff but my biggest is that I’ll mess my future kid up so much that the world gets cursed with another Johnathon Duda.
waiting on you to drop another piece of hot fire article
Sweet @RealJesus well i can say i’ve never drunkenly spent that much. Best of luck also sup?
pretty sure it’s not only on twitter
So part two.
I stopped off at HEB plus to get a few ingredients she was missing and pick up a bottle of wine and a case of XX’s. Showed up to her apartment and to my surprise the place smell good af. She was making some steak and shrimp fajitas with a new marinade recipe. I was pulling a T-pain and falling love with a stripper while watching her cook. We drank and talked about more nerdy shit like if we were going to any local comicons or how awesome the new Power Rangers movie is(Pretty dope if you haven’t seen it) and which ranger was our favorite,OG Tommy as Green Ranger is the most alpha ranger. With dinner done, she wasn’t kidding about being a good cook, we decided to watch the old 90’s Power Ranger movie as a joke. We didn’t make it past the part where Ivan Ooze starts wrecking shit before you’re boy was rounding the bases. As the JD would put it she was a dragon, I even changed her name in my phone to Smaug. Pretty sure I’m completely blinded to all the potential crazy that’s behind her veneer by the fog of tastey fajitas and managing to break the old dry spell on a solid 8.5/9.
don’t you mean BARKmitzvah?
Took a 3 day weekend and drove to San Antonio to attend the wake for the mother of one of my frat brothers on Saturday followed by a very informal service on Sunday. But first on Friday we had lunch at a local SA gentlemen’s club which turned out to be a few hours and all i remember is talking up one of the girl. Turns out under crippling levels of father issues she’s a pretty cool. Talked about nerdy stuff like how lame the new Iron Fist series is and how stoked we were for all the upcoming marvel films. One thing lead to another and I got her number and she friended me on FB(turns out her stage name isn’t her real name). Spent pretty much all day Saturday texting each other and she invites me over to her apartment because she’s apparently a good cook and wanted to make me to try this new recipe.
How does a plane ticket to Argentina cost 3k?
What do you do anyways? Also good luck
More like become a God….you’d probably be able to see the future with that combination in your blood stream.
Damn that coffee is like pounding 3 1/2-ish scoops of C4…..Think my heart would literally explode during a workout with that much caffeine. They need to change the name of the coffee to “Dancing with the devil in the pale moonlight” cause you might die.
Well at least he didn’t show his Beta-ness off by doing the smith machine. Smith machine should only be used to do inclined push ups and that’s about it. Toss in some romanian squats girl if the racks are taken up or dumbbell squats and go ATG….always go ATG.