living the PGL of a accountant in the fast paced world of the Houston reinsurance scene. Proponent of the 4 day work week and day drinking during lunch breaks at the local Chili's. Weekdays you can find me living the cube life and gettin my sweet fluorescent light tan on and on the weekend you can catch me at the beach or at a local bar calling everyone hipsters who order Moscow mules.
Likes: beer, jeeps, scotch, emotionally unavailable women.
Dislikes:
Will deFries
TGDAG is his version of workin the pole at a sleazy strip club and our likes and comments are basically akin to Japanese business men throwing dollar bills on him.
Beta males like Will need a lot of external validation to make up for the lack of his father’s approval and complete absence of fatherly pride in his son.
Food trucks located around Midtown Houston are pretty popping. i like the option of eating a Gyro and a Strawberry waffle while also drunkenly hitting on the basic girls waiting for food.
I’m at a loss that you think cook tops run off diesel and not propane……do you know how common appliances work?
I’m starting to think that @RachelVarina is just a deep seated latent hidden personality of deFries sorta like that movie Split but as a basic bitch. deFries started off tapping into the personality of “Rachel” during his process in coming up with the story line and plot for TGDAG. Slowly through the months “Rachel” became harder to repress until Will could no longer control her, and secretly I’m pretty sure he didn’t want to because he probably never felt more himself than when “Rachel” is at the helm. So he created Rachel Varina on here so he could truly express himself (herself?) in the public without anyone knowing judging him.
I’m not a medical professional but out of curiosity I’d be hella interested in seeing what his blood work is like.
Venmo receipt for 100 bucks for a shot of antibiotics or a prescription for Valtrex is in JD’s near future.
I take any criticism JD has about Texas with a grain of salt since he couldn’t hack it a year down here. I’ll second that Abilene and Amarillo suck at the winter time but Palo Duro Canyon in the winter time is pretty great.
I’m thinking of doing the same for that week i have between my spring and summer grad classes. Load up the Jeep and either head to Terlingua or up to Palo Duro for a few days.
First of all how the hell do you run into a goddamn tractor? They drive slow af, got their e lights on, and tend to be painted green or in the case of kubotas orange. It takes a real kind of stupid to do that and worse he killed someone and ran off. Hope he gets the book thrown at him and he’s removed from the gene pool.
Ariat makes solid jeans which are kinda pricey(60-ish) but they’re solid for work or going to dance hall and don’t have the overly designed rear pockets(which i don’t get for western jeans).
Also Return of The Mac, One Headlight by the Wallflowers and Bitch by Meredith Brooks….So pretty much any 90’s hiphop song. If you can get a girl to do a duet I’d recommend Hey Ma by Camaron.
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But it’s cooler to be from Texas. For proof see @KiawahStripClub’s posts.
TGDAG is his version of workin the pole at a sleazy strip club and our likes and comments are basically akin to Japanese business men throwing dollar bills on him.
Beta males like Will need a lot of external validation to make up for the lack of his father’s approval and complete absence of fatherly pride in his son.
Food trucks located around Midtown Houston are pretty popping. i like the option of eating a Gyro and a Strawberry waffle while also drunkenly hitting on the basic girls waiting for food.
I’m at a loss that you think cook tops run off diesel and not propane……do you know how common appliances work?
Sounds like you need to get your compound bow out and bag yourself a bobcat.
That humble brag though
I’m starting to think that @RachelVarina is just a deep seated latent hidden personality of deFries sorta like that movie Split but as a basic bitch. deFries started off tapping into the personality of “Rachel” during his process in coming up with the story line and plot for TGDAG. Slowly through the months “Rachel” became harder to repress until Will could no longer control her, and secretly I’m pretty sure he didn’t want to because he probably never felt more himself than when “Rachel” is at the helm. So he created Rachel Varina on here so he could truly express himself (herself?) in the public without anyone knowing judging him.
I mean we can ruin each others’ lives though…sup?
This read like it was deFries writing about his boyfriend.
I’m not a medical professional but out of curiosity I’d be hella interested in seeing what his blood work is like.
Venmo receipt for 100 bucks for a shot of antibiotics or a prescription for Valtrex is in JD’s near future.
#TexasForever
I take any criticism JD has about Texas with a grain of salt since he couldn’t hack it a year down here. I’ll second that Abilene and Amarillo suck at the winter time but Palo Duro Canyon in the winter time is pretty great.
I think Torchy’s is pretentious AF. You’d get better tacos going to a random hole in the wall place. Also El Rey>Torchy’s Tacos
I’m thinking of doing the same for that week i have between my spring and summer grad classes. Load up the Jeep and either head to Terlingua or up to Palo Duro for a few days.
You forget the single mom factor.
First of all how the hell do you run into a goddamn tractor? They drive slow af, got their e lights on, and tend to be painted green or in the case of kubotas orange. It takes a real kind of stupid to do that and worse he killed someone and ran off. Hope he gets the book thrown at him and he’s removed from the gene pool.
Ariat makes solid jeans which are kinda pricey(60-ish) but they’re solid for work or going to dance hall and don’t have the overly designed rear pockets(which i don’t get for western jeans).
“best relationship of my life.”……Some bad news you only live to be 32-ish….
But what did he think about your dogs?
Also Return of The Mac, One Headlight by the Wallflowers and Bitch by Meredith Brooks….So pretty much any 90’s hiphop song. If you can get a girl to do a duet I’d recommend Hey Ma by Camaron.