living the PGL of a accountant in the fast paced world of the Houston reinsurance scene. Proponent of the 4 day work week and day drinking during lunch breaks at the local Chili's. Weekdays you can find me living the cube life and gettin my sweet fluorescent light tan on and on the weekend you can catch me at the beach or at a local bar calling everyone hipsters who order Moscow mules.
Likes: beer, jeeps, scotch, emotionally unavailable women.
Dislikes:
Will deFries
I don’t know if we each have a destiny, or if we’re all just floatin’ around accidental-like on a breeze. But I, I think maybe it’s both. – Forrest Gump
I passed out on some dunes on Saturday at the beech and apparently i low-key became the mascot for the weekend as my friends dressed me in a sombrero and let randos take selfies with me, like some Weekend at Bernie’s prop, after it was confirmed that in fact i was still alive and not dead on the beach.
I also watched a guy propose to his girlfriend mid way through her turn at the wet t-shirt contest……so that’s going to be interesting to explain to their future kids.
Straight up fire recommendation. I rarely see anyone other than myself doing farmer carries at the gym. Great back and shoulder exercise and definitely should make it into anyone’s regular set rotation.
Only betas drop weights on the cable machine….its a fucking cable machine and that’s how you crack the plates that are connected to said cables and take the machine out of service for the rest of us.
Whole Goofy Movie soundtrack was hot fire though? This power ranking weak if you don’t think Stand Out/Eye to Eye and After Today were anything less than bangers.
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Hope she makes an honest boy out of ya JD. Good luck!
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I don’t know if we each have a destiny, or if we’re all just floatin’ around accidental-like on a breeze. But I, I think maybe it’s both. – Forrest Gump
I’m usually three drinks in before i decide to text her though so 90% of my text are on purpose drunk texts.
I passed out on some dunes on Saturday at the beech and apparently i low-key became the mascot for the weekend as my friends dressed me in a sombrero and let randos take selfies with me, like some Weekend at Bernie’s prop, after it was confirmed that in fact i was still alive and not dead on the beach.
I also watched a guy propose to his girlfriend mid way through her turn at the wet t-shirt contest……so that’s going to be interesting to explain to their future kids.
Need some Sugar Ray in there as well as some Sublime, Badfish or Doin Time is summer AF. #representtheLBC
I mean not for much longer because drunk Okayest is one charming son of bitch.
Straight up fire recommendation. I rarely see anyone other than myself doing farmer carries at the gym. Great back and shoulder exercise and definitely should make it into anyone’s regular set rotation.
Just find a good one and 86 any of them that look at their phones longer than a few seconds at a time or are setting up a timer for your workout.
I’ll keep this in mind as I get white boi wasted out at Go Topless Jeep Weekend in Bolivar.
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As Ron Swanson put it “Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.”
You don’t go full savage and go barefoot you just slip your shoes off and lift with your socks on.
Says the guy who needed to have 12 other roommates
Only betas drop weights on the cable machine….its a fucking cable machine and that’s how you crack the plates that are connected to said cables and take the machine out of service for the rest of us.
I’m all about that Corgi and Aussie life even though both were left off the list.
Get to HEB and buy yourself a bottle of Honeybutter and marvel at how you ever even enjoyed toast w.o. it.
@KyleBandujo Have you been to the HEB with the Whataburger in it? The greatest combination of Texas GOATs.
Beta male calling anything mediocre is akin to a double negative so meh. Also Michigan might as well be Canada but with worse sport franchises.
Whole Goofy Movie soundtrack was hot fire though? This power ranking weak if you don’t think Stand Out/Eye to Eye and After Today were anything less than bangers.