living the PGL of a accountant in the fast paced world of the Houston reinsurance scene. Proponent of the 4 day work week and day drinking during lunch breaks at the local Chili's. Weekdays you can find me living the cube life and gettin my sweet fluorescent light tan on and on the weekend you can catch me at the beach or at a local bar calling everyone hipsters who order Moscow mules.
Likes: beer, jeeps, scotch, emotionally unavailable women.
Dislikes:
Will deFries
What post was it though? Stating you’d never write about them then writing a 1,000 word column on it doesn’t make sense. Spill the damn beans JD so i can judge the hell out of your friend.
P.S. I’m incredibly bored at work so do me this solid.
True every time i see an old married couple at HEB just shopping together and talking about their grandkids or whatever random things older folks talk about i find it kinda amazing. Maybe its cause I’m in my late 20’s and that nesting instinct is kickin but given the option of slaying randos on a regular or being with someone that gets me and is only moderately cray, i’d choose the latter.
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Wear a pair of shoes you don’t mind ruining. NOLA is great but the streets are legit gross.
What post was it though? Stating you’d never write about them then writing a 1,000 word column on it doesn’t make sense. Spill the damn beans JD so i can judge the hell out of your friend.
P.S. I’m incredibly bored at work so do me this solid.
Bachelor party favors:
1. Beer
2. Whiskey
3. Cigars
4. Strippers
So sucks to suck
If guys hated glitter as much as y’all claim then strip clubs would never make any money.
Always a bridesmaid, never a bride?
She was low-key savage, was cool with the gays, and her grandma was awesome. #teamMargaery
A couple paragraphs in and I thought Nived was writing this but you pulled it off with the happy end.
M, F, K: Jon Snow, Tyrion, Jaime?
Otherwise M and F would both be Margaery Tyrell
M-Daenerys cause I’m all about them alpha females
F-Sansa
K-Cersei cause she killed off Natalie Dormer’s character.
Don’t forget the “So are you dating anyone?”, “When are you planning on getting married?” , or “Why are you in my car?”
True every time i see an old married couple at HEB just shopping together and talking about their grandkids or whatever random things older folks talk about i find it kinda amazing. Maybe its cause I’m in my late 20’s and that nesting instinct is kickin but given the option of slaying randos on a regular or being with someone that gets me and is only moderately cray, i’d choose the latter.
Trying to make this monthly update to a statutory schedule last me until tomorrow afternoon. Coasting it to the weekend.
Surprised CME traders ain’t keeping track of Crop Insurance claims.
Pretty sure that’s not the only reason you don’t have anymore friends.
Should have used the Rock Bottom followed up by The People’s Elbow. Plain body slam is some beta sh!t.
Future soccer mom meet future soccer dad. Ship y’all though
False! Just look up topithecorgi on the gram and then tell me pets’ don’t need to have their own pages.
Step 1. Order Scotch instead
Like always tacos and margs on me