living the PGL of a accountant in the fast paced world of the Houston reinsurance scene. Proponent of the 4 day work week and day drinking during lunch breaks at the local Chili's. Weekdays you can find me living the cube life and gettin my sweet fluorescent light tan on and on the weekend you can catch me at the beach or at a local bar calling everyone hipsters who order Moscow mules.
Likes: beer, jeeps, scotch, emotionally unavailable women.
Dislikes:
Will deFries
What did you have? Triple Meat Triple Cheese? Chophouse? A1 Thick & Hearty? Sweet & Spicey? Patty Melt? Monterey Melt? Or did you go off menu and customize your burger however you goddamn please? Cause you can do that at Whataburger. You want bacon and gravy on your burger? They can do that or whatever random combo gets you off foodwise and without judgement.
In conclusion Whataburger is about being larger than life and freedom to choose what makes you happy…its not just a representation of that makes Texas great but of what makes America the goddamn greatest country in the world.
Shake Shack is overrated. Double Smoke Stack and fries run you about $13 (insane) for that same amount you could get yourself a Double meat Double Cheese or an A1 Thick n Hearty with a Whatasized fries and drink($9). The 4 dollars you save you can purchase a HBCB and realize what horse shit the rest of this list is(Except 5 Guys).
Sup? Pretty flexible and decent cook who, for the most part, does the dishes on the reg. But must be down with getting a dog cause I’m all about the puppy life.
That comment just screams of the level of the girl’s need for attention and validation. Again if its just a F buddy situation it would be checkered flag but B-Max talking about having the feels already so its a RED FLAG.
I 100% in agreement with Bill on this. Hot blonde is either going to further friendzone you further or you may hookup but i doubt she’ll relationship you up. Also speaking from experience…its fun and all but if you caught the feels or already had it for her then being the rebound is just masochistic.
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You at least try the Spicy Ketchup and or a HBCB?
@Financehoe is a blonde fox….so PGTransporter I’ll let you know how it goes.
You had me at blonde and finance
The fact that they even serve the “Flying Dutchman” or offer a burger with lettuce for buns is proof they are garbage.
Yes, even though they keep ruining my life.
Drunk 3am Whataburger best friends.
Can relate except she was a blonde. Keep up the solid writing JD
What did you have? Triple Meat Triple Cheese? Chophouse? A1 Thick & Hearty? Sweet & Spicey? Patty Melt? Monterey Melt? Or did you go off menu and customize your burger however you goddamn please? Cause you can do that at Whataburger. You want bacon and gravy on your burger? They can do that or whatever random combo gets you off foodwise and without judgement.
In conclusion Whataburger is about being larger than life and freedom to choose what makes you happy…its not just a representation of that makes Texas great but of what makes America the goddamn greatest country in the world.
Agree on the shakes but their fries are a trash
Shake Shack is overrated. Double Smoke Stack and fries run you about $13 (insane) for that same amount you could get yourself a Double meat Double Cheese or an A1 Thick n Hearty with a Whatasized fries and drink($9). The 4 dollars you save you can purchase a HBCB and realize what horse shit the rest of this list is(Except 5 Guys).
P.S. be ok with the dog having an Instagram page
Sup? Pretty flexible and decent cook who, for the most part, does the dishes on the reg. But must be down with getting a dog cause I’m all about the puppy life.
That comment just screams of the level of the girl’s need for attention and validation. Again if its just a F buddy situation it would be checkered flag but B-Max talking about having the feels already so its a RED FLAG.
The “Tell me someone will love me!!” is a major red flag on the play.
I 100% in agreement with Bill on this. Hot blonde is either going to further friendzone you further or you may hookup but i doubt she’ll relationship you up. Also speaking from experience…its fun and all but if you caught the feels or already had it for her then being the rebound is just masochistic.
and yes, it will be a slow jam
But it worked out for Todd and the Protagonist so it must be a legitimate move.
Did you wear wool socks with birkenstocks?
Doesn’t matter because #Underwood2020
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