living the PGL of a accountant in the fast paced world of the Houston reinsurance scene. Proponent of the 4 day work week and day drinking during lunch breaks at the local Chili's. Weekdays you can find me living the cube life and gettin my sweet fluorescent light tan on and on the weekend you can catch me at the beach or at a local bar calling everyone hipsters who order Moscow mules.
Likes: beer, jeeps, scotch, emotionally unavailable women.
Dislikes:
Will deFries
Much like B-Max’s latest series i enjoy the writing but i know this won’t end in anything less than a complete mess for you JD. It’s like watching a movie about the Alamo in that you know everyone dies at the end. However it goes JD best of luck
She said, where’d you wanna go?
How much you wanna risk?
C’mon now for someone who probably has this on repeat in her car how could you have messed up the lyrics Will?
Yup this situation just warranted a qualified opinion…B-Max bail on this sinking ship. Your first mistake was assuming you were the only guy she texted a bull shit story about being single and no one loving her.
I mean if you maybe pulled a “hey lets go get drinks and make it into a sunday funday” after her break up you might have gotten rebound laid.
I can’t say how much i agree with Bill Nye on this…cut loose the rope on this sinking ship before she wastes anymore of your summer with her mental bullshit as you act as a stand for the male attention she no longer has from her ex but without any benefit on your end….Or just cowboy up and just lay your cards down on the table let her know whats up and find out that way. Cause B-Max as entertaining as this is it would suck for you if it became a continued series of articles dealing with this girl.
The older senior accountant in my group still only rocks a 1 monitor system and i don’t know how he does it. Having to research account entries/numbers and having to switch between browser tabs and excel tables seems exhausting af. If they’d let me I’d have 3 monitors tbh.
You must have never had a Pizookie or been to Perry’s Steakhouse and ordered a Nutty D’Angelo? That shizz made in house and worth the judgement by others about your health.
Nutty D’Angelo menu description:Crushed pecans flambéed with brown sugar and brandy. Served over vanilla ice cream, dipped in white chocolate and toasted almonds.
Tell me you wouldn’t pay the $10 to gorge on that diabetes on plate.
False! Double Meat Double cheese from Whataburger comes in at about 8+ ounces of meat(cooked) and In and Outs double brings in at 4-5 ounces so…keep on california dreaming cause its a trash take.
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I’ll get the margs.
Much like B-Max’s latest series i enjoy the writing but i know this won’t end in anything less than a complete mess for you JD. It’s like watching a movie about the Alamo in that you know everyone dies at the end. However it goes JD best of luck
Sup?
Being a soft seven all i do is go after hard nines
Will being a basic girl probably drew inspiration from his own catharsis(ugly cry) during his soul cycle class his “girlfriend” made him go to.
You mean Insanity or p90X but with HR monitors?
She said, where’d you wanna go?
How much you wanna risk?
C’mon now for someone who probably has this on repeat in her car how could you have messed up the lyrics Will?
Step 1.2: Drink Scotch instead.
On even ground or preferably downhill though. Also sup?
Like a light jog?
The problem with B-Max is he has the feels and wants more than the FWB scenario which is whats setting him up for failure when Mia ain’t about it.
Yup this situation just warranted a qualified opinion…B-Max bail on this sinking ship. Your first mistake was assuming you were the only guy she texted a bull shit story about being single and no one loving her.
I mean if you maybe pulled a “hey lets go get drinks and make it into a sunday funday” after her break up you might have gotten rebound laid.
I can’t say how much i agree with Bill Nye on this…cut loose the rope on this sinking ship before she wastes anymore of your summer with her mental bullshit as you act as a stand for the male attention she no longer has from her ex but without any benefit on your end….Or just cowboy up and just lay your cards down on the table let her know whats up and find out that way. Cause B-Max as entertaining as this is it would suck for you if it became a continued series of articles dealing with this girl.
Their raspberry sweat tea or strawberry limeades always hit the spot.
Our Bb terminal only has 1 monitor…..I’m jealous.
The older senior accountant in my group still only rocks a 1 monitor system and i don’t know how he does it. Having to research account entries/numbers and having to switch between browser tabs and excel tables seems exhausting af. If they’d let me I’d have 3 monitors tbh.
You must have never had a Pizookie or been to Perry’s Steakhouse and ordered a Nutty D’Angelo? That shizz made in house and worth the judgement by others about your health.
Nutty D’Angelo menu description:Crushed pecans flambéed with brown sugar and brandy. Served over vanilla ice cream, dipped in white chocolate and toasted almonds.
Tell me you wouldn’t pay the $10 to gorge on that diabetes on plate.
The only reason I eat at BJ’s Brewhouse are its Pizookies. Cookies and Cream, Peanut butter s’mores, White Chocolate Macadamia.
Ctrl+F “boyfriend” 0 of 0.
Just say its a lamp.
False! Double Meat Double cheese from Whataburger comes in at about 8+ ounces of meat(cooked) and In and Outs double brings in at 4-5 ounces so…keep on california dreaming cause its a trash take.