living the PGL of a accountant in the fast paced world of the Houston reinsurance scene. Proponent of the 4 day work week and day drinking during lunch breaks at the local Chili's. Weekdays you can find me living the cube life and gettin my sweet fluorescent light tan on and on the weekend you can catch me at the beach or at a local bar calling everyone hipsters who order Moscow mules.
Likes: beer, jeeps, scotch, emotionally unavailable women.
Dislikes:
Will deFries
Think a real point to push on brunch acceptability is that of the humble and delicious breakfast taco. Bacon egg and cheese, Brisket and egg (GOAT), Chorizo and Egg, Bean and Cheese, and the delicious Barbacoa taco with a slice of avocado. These all should be staples at brunch and with minimal efforts to fancy them up.
Still get the vibe that she just friending you B-Max. If girl was spitting game she would of sent a solo shot and not just a shot of what she was currently doing with her friend.
Also her text replies make me dislike her even more, you sure she doesn’t know Will because she’s sounding a lot like the Protagonist the more this series continues….Please don’t be a Todd B-Max….you’re better than that.
Done a Tough Mudder and i figure if Spartan Races are anything like that then its full of Xfit tools who talk about their paleo diet and how they carb loaded before the race.
I once made a mistake of running(walking/jogging with shoes filled with blood) a half marathon to impress this girl i was dating. Not worth it so if solid 8.5+ dragon couldn’t make it worth while i’ll burn in hell if any of my buddies think I’m doing this for their wedding.
I’m staying in trying to carry my group through our response to a RFP that’s due in a week. Worst is that its for grad school so I’m not even getting paid for crap.
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Think a real point to push on brunch acceptability is that of the humble and delicious breakfast taco. Bacon egg and cheese, Brisket and egg (GOAT), Chorizo and Egg, Bean and Cheese, and the delicious Barbacoa taco with a slice of avocado. These all should be staples at brunch and with minimal efforts to fancy them up.
I’ve seen shrimp and cheesey grits on brunch menus before
Still get the vibe that she just friending you B-Max. If girl was spitting game she would of sent a solo shot and not just a shot of what she was currently doing with her friend.
Also her text replies make me dislike her even more, you sure she doesn’t know Will because she’s sounding a lot like the Protagonist the more this series continues….Please don’t be a Todd B-Max….you’re better than that.
I second that opinion. That would be a PGPM.
Done a Tough Mudder and i figure if Spartan Races are anything like that then its full of Xfit tools who talk about their paleo diet and how they carb loaded before the race.
He ain’t wrong.
If you have quinoa and don’t also have rice in your pantry you’re just a tool(Will deFries)
I once made a mistake of running(walking/jogging with shoes filled with blood) a half marathon to impress this girl i was dating. Not worth it so if solid 8.5+ dragon couldn’t make it worth while i’ll burn in hell if any of my buddies think I’m doing this for their wedding.
He ain’t no Shooter McGavin or Roy McAvoy
But what’d you shoot though?
These people are literally the worst
*imagining himself as Dude* Oh God! I need an STD test.
Pretty sure we know how government works now thanks to House of Cards.
If you watch all Tom Cruise movies from 2000 to present backwards it reveals the secrets of the thetan. Also Tom Cruise is Xenu #spoilers
I’m staying in trying to carry my group through our response to a RFP that’s due in a week. Worst is that its for grad school so I’m not even getting paid for crap.
Modern Day Sleepless In Seattle
Not gonna lie Reba’s Fancy is my low-key jam
Surprised no Brand New or The Strokes made it on your list Charlie.
Brand New-Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
The Strokes-I’ll Try Anything Once
PGPM hooking up with your boss’s boss.
….All we have is an office Christmas Lunch in the Galleria area….I’m doing accounting in the wrong industry.