living the PGL of a accountant in the fast paced world of the Houston reinsurance scene. Proponent of the 4 day work week and day drinking during lunch breaks at the local Chili's. Weekdays you can find me living the cube life and gettin my sweet fluorescent light tan on and on the weekend you can catch me at the beach or at a local bar calling everyone hipsters who order Moscow mules.
Likes: beer, jeeps, scotch, emotionally unavailable women.
Dislikes:
Will deFries
Don’t explain yourself to appease the plebes who can’t handle a joke or dark satire….if you do that then that means people like deFries have won and that’s not my America.
Kyle….Trash take because you forgot two major players in this
#1 should be Shawshank Redemption(as noted by some) and #2 or possible tie for #1 should be Forest Gump
Risk you gotta take B-Max and if she was such a good friend she would have hit you with the morning “Omg! i hope your knee is ok” or some kind of variation of that text if you really got your knee that messed up, regardless just to show empathy and general regard for a friend’s well being.
Did you really even try to break out of the friend zone though? Not to kick ya when you’re down B-Max but from what i witnessed from your articles you just kept doing friend stuff in an attempt to get out of the friend zone which seems like a sisyphean effort. But glad you shut the door on Mia for the sole fact that her style of text messaging makes me want to walk into oncoming traffic on I-10.
I also second the the trend from the comment section, get at Lyla and for sure that’ll make Mia jealous #karma
Many a times coming back from Galveston or after a night of Wurstfest debauchery Buc-ee’s has helped me. Bougie and country because i order breakfast tacos, breakfast sandwich and pound of beef jerky but i also spent $400 dollars on Rtic coolers.
You drink Pina Coladas or frozen Daiquiris out of the glass like damn savage? Trash Take on this complete ban on straws, limit the use of them sure but outright ban?
Just funnel your money from your illicit drug activities into a cash heavy business and if you feel the heat is on just make sure to have your tech guy purchase a bunch of bit coins from shadowy people on the darknet and put them all in your cold storage bit coin wallet and head to a country with no extradition laws, i personally recommend the Maldives or Vietnam.
Beer is the good but whiskey, specifically Scotch, is the Greatest. Close a deal while having drink with your clients do you order a beer or baller Old Fashioned or a double of scotch neat? You order the whiskey cause whiskey is for closers. When out talking to girls do you order a lone star or natty? Nah, you order a whiskey on the rocks cause you don’t want them beer burps messing with your game.
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Don’t explain yourself to appease the plebes who can’t handle a joke or dark satire….if you do that then that means people like deFries have won and that’s not my America.
Fact…Closers drink Scotch, Old Fashioneds, or Manhattans.
Kyle….Trash take because you forgot two major players in this
#1 should be Shawshank Redemption(as noted by some) and #2 or possible tie for #1 should be Forest Gump
Risk you gotta take B-Max and if she was such a good friend she would have hit you with the morning “Omg! i hope your knee is ok” or some kind of variation of that text if you really got your knee that messed up, regardless just to show empathy and general regard for a friend’s well being.
Did you really even try to break out of the friend zone though? Not to kick ya when you’re down B-Max but from what i witnessed from your articles you just kept doing friend stuff in an attempt to get out of the friend zone which seems like a sisyphean effort. But glad you shut the door on Mia for the sole fact that her style of text messaging makes me want to walk into oncoming traffic on I-10.
I also second the the trend from the comment section, get at Lyla and for sure that’ll make Mia jealous #karma
Trying to figure out the level of commitment based on the amount of “Sup?”s I’ve thrown out to @Financehoe on here.
Many a times coming back from Galveston or after a night of Wurstfest debauchery Buc-ee’s has helped me. Bougie and country because i order breakfast tacos, breakfast sandwich and pound of beef jerky but i also spent $400 dollars on Rtic coolers.
#mustbenice
“when” “win” still not a 125K spelling mistake
Solid plan cause compounding interest is far worse than any Sunday Scary.
If guys didn’t have frenemies then deFries wouldn’t have a social circle.
Reasons like this is why Houston is goin to dethrown Chi-Town as #3 in the US.
You drink Pina Coladas or frozen Daiquiris out of the glass like damn savage? Trash Take on this complete ban on straws, limit the use of them sure but outright ban?
Who does shots of gin?
I’m lost at how someone who a few weeks ago was sleeping on an air mattress can suddenly trek off to Tuscany for a few days
Just funnel your money from your illicit drug activities into a cash heavy business and if you feel the heat is on just make sure to have your tech guy purchase a bunch of bit coins from shadowy people on the darknet and put them all in your cold storage bit coin wallet and head to a country with no extradition laws, i personally recommend the Maldives or Vietnam.
Beer is the good but whiskey, specifically Scotch, is the Greatest. Close a deal while having drink with your clients do you order a beer or baller Old Fashioned or a double of scotch neat? You order the whiskey cause whiskey is for closers. When out talking to girls do you order a lone star or natty? Nah, you order a whiskey on the rocks cause you don’t want them beer burps messing with your game.
I’ll wait on an independent university study to come out on WBC. Next time ask to view the list of “scientific studies” that support the shop’s claim.
unlike the players who will actually have seaweed for brains from all the undiagnosed and unreported concussions?
If someone said that FGL or Keith Urban was good country music i just might fist fight em.