I can’t remember a time when I wasn’t at least a little tired. PGP

Until recently, I thought Ariana Grande was a font in Microsoft Office. PGP.

I’ve been here long enough to where people expect me to know what I’m doing, but I still have no clue. PGP.

I literally did nothing at work today. Seriously, nothing. PGP.

Had plans for the weekend until my boss decided otherwise. PGP.

Going from “it’s not alcoholism until you graduate” to “it’s not alcoholism until you’re married.” PGP.

Getting a call for an interview, but having no clue what it’s for because you’ve applied to so many jobs. PGP.