Starbucks runs through my veins and fuels my post-grad soul. Talk Ravens football with me and I’m all yours. You can find me keeping it casual in the DMV.
This just made me think of my own harsh reality. I thought I already met the one who would give me babies last month but it turns out he’s a dud like all the others. Oh well, back to the drawing board.
Rule #5 ruined my last one. He answered his ex’s call at 3 a.m. on a Saturday while I was laying in bed “sleeping” next to him and acted like it was nbd. Seriously?
“You’ll spend about three hours convincing yourself this will be the month you start saving some of that hard-earned paycheck. But let’s be honest, Chipotle is calling your name for lunch.”
“Three-Date Rule” Sex sums up my life right now. Actually, it’s been three dates, we’ve come close but didn’t seal the deal. Is he waiting on me? Where do I go from here? #PGP
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This just made me think of my own harsh reality. I thought I already met the one who would give me babies last month but it turns out he’s a dud like all the others. Oh well, back to the drawing board.
Rule #5 ruined my last one. He answered his ex’s call at 3 a.m. on a Saturday while I was laying in bed “sleeping” next to him and acted like it was nbd. Seriously?
Do you have a twin that’s single?
“You’ll spend about three hours convincing yourself this will be the month you start saving some of that hard-earned paycheck. But let’s be honest, Chipotle is calling your name for lunch.”
Damn, Chipotle. Also, guac is worth the extra $2
Our company provides free bottled water. Didn’t spend a dime.
So I take it you have a thing for Blake Lively?
The folks shop on Mondays but work on weekends. Let’s get you to Baltimore 😉
My parent’s place or your parent’s place? Ha.
You hit the spot with #7. No shame whatsoever.
#4 is a solid suggestion. I’m sure HR wouldn’t care.
Unsolicited pics are also very common in the post-grad world. Good morning texts now come with an image to go along with it, not hot btw.
I love living in Maryland. Additionally, the Chesapeake is quite exquisite in the summer time. Glad you like it here. Let’s go Ravens!
“Three-Date Rule” Sex sums up my life right now. Actually, it’s been three dates, we’ve come close but didn’t seal the deal. Is he waiting on me? Where do I go from here? #PGP
Sick. Love the Os. Good location for your office.
Baltimore = Towson/Kenilworth?
“That’s science, and you can’t argue with science.”
Haha, I lost it right there.
Thanks for ruining Nutella and bananas for me.
#30 is spot on; especially sex on a twin bed in a college dorm. Way too old for that.