Betty is a 23-year old program coordinator for a non-profit in the ‘burbs of DC. Her job title sounds cooler than it actually is. She left Florida immediately following graduation in hopes of greener pastures and has since only found expensive rent and even more expensive drinks.
What?? You missed the best part of the story! The Great Battle of The Conch Republic! They stormed a US Coast Guard Boat armed with conch fritters, cuban bread, and water balloons? It was a dark day for all involved. #NeverForget
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I’ll have to remember that.
Ahh. Union Pub. I know it well.
damnit…
I’m interested in what’s ‘sooner’ than now…
‘The Cute Little Foot Tattoo’ See also: behind the ear tattoo.
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
I see you’re in College Park…
I don’t think I’ve ever seen the plural of Pegasus in print before. Well done.
What?? You missed the best part of the story! The Great Battle of The Conch Republic! They stormed a US Coast Guard Boat armed with conch fritters, cuban bread, and water balloons? It was a dark day for all involved. #NeverForget
“And then afterwards we can file for divorce!” Yes.
A cronut is a flaky, buttery, sugary gift from the gods. How dare you!
The picture was taken at my Alma Mater….
The comment section of this article is to a**hats what sugar water is to ants.
I’ll always have a weak spot for a beer belly in a Tommy (Bahama) shirt.
Recliner sex truly is a dying art form.
Every time I’m reminded I’m not Olivia Wilde, I die a little inside. Jason Sudeikis is the ultimate.
Shit! Is the ‘what would your walk up song’ question really that popular?!
This is alarmingly accurate.