Aspiring to be casually rich and office hot, while plugging away at an entry level job that promises a pension and good benefits because #compromise and idk maybe I’ll make enough to buy a fancy Japanese toilet.
I have a tendency to run away and/or move to foreign countries when life gets "too real" or I'm feeling restless. This has resulted in me being both single af and struggling to buy a studio apartment where my bed folds into a wall.
Champagne taste, sparkling water budget; so my 5 year plan is to marry money -and then ride out the alimony payments once he realizes what a nightmare I am.
I get this. (User name checks out??). I’ve been at my current job for over a year and a half now which is a personal record and I’m actually planning on retiring from this company if I play my cards right. It feels very strange to be “settled”. Thankfully I keep fucking up my personal life all the time so that keeps me on my toes. Fuck job searching tho. The absolute worst.
tbh tho I’d see how far I could push nonsense like this as a boss, like… what can you get away with cause who’s gonna actually call you out if you can fire them??
this is also why I have no authority at my work. cause im an asshole
Best friend from early high school got pregnant (after fertility treatments and years of trying,so for her this was a huge deal) and I found out after the gender reveal party via instagram post. Stung, but when I think about it, last time we lived in the same town (or even within 8 hours of each other) was when we were around 16/17 which was 15 years ago. So I get it. Just sucks when you know that the situation would be so different if you were at least in the same time zone especially when you start to realize how much your circle has shrunk
I hear ya. Ive been going with the sheepskin clogs from Costco every fall for at least the last decade. Thick rubber bottom so I rotate the last years one into “outdoor slippers” to take out the trash/compost, grab the mail etc.
Nope. It’s not a cool move to hook up with someone you know is in a relationship (extra uncool when it’s gonna hurt your friend) but the one to blame is the one who cheated. Being drunk is not an excuse to cheat. Even if we’re blaming both parties it’s like an 85-15 split. He’s the one who cheated, end of story.
Same, definitely thought this was gonna go in a ‘let’s remove condoms and let’s just see what happens cause kids are kinda alright now that we’re old’ direction
We got rid of the penny in Canada, however bills don’t start till you hit $5 so we have stupid $1 and $2 coins that weigh my wallet down. 100% think we should operate on a quarter as the only coin and just round off system.
I stand 100% behind this. Summer is awful and honestly post high school it’s not fun, cause during College unless you’re riding a trust fund (to which hats off to you, and also “sup?”) it means shitty summer jobs. Now it just means higher electric bills because of excessive use of AC and sweating through my business casual waiting to hide my pudgy post grad body in sweaters and quarter zips and jackets
I get this. (User name checks out??). I’ve been at my current job for over a year and a half now which is a personal record and I’m actually planning on retiring from this company if I play my cards right. It feels very strange to be “settled”. Thankfully I keep fucking up my personal life all the time so that keeps me on my toes. Fuck job searching tho. The absolute worst.
sup right back
fuck I miss grinding
Tbh for her to be this awful I gotta believe she’s a smoke show
dream sitch.
tbh tho I’d see how far I could push nonsense like this as a boss, like… what can you get away with cause who’s gonna actually call you out if you can fire them??
this is also why I have no authority at my work. cause im an asshole
and if your Canadian you get Thanksgiving in October too, which is the 2nd greatest holiday
I’ll sup that. Sup?
Best friend from early high school got pregnant (after fertility treatments and years of trying,so for her this was a huge deal) and I found out after the gender reveal party via instagram post. Stung, but when I think about it, last time we lived in the same town (or even within 8 hours of each other) was when we were around 16/17 which was 15 years ago. So I get it. Just sucks when you know that the situation would be so different if you were at least in the same time zone especially when you start to realize how much your circle has shrunk
Why is this being downvoted? This is my favourite story of the week.
Congratulations to both of you for not marrying an idiot.
I hear ya. Ive been going with the sheepskin clogs from Costco every fall for at least the last decade. Thick rubber bottom so I rotate the last years one into “outdoor slippers” to take out the trash/compost, grab the mail etc.
Nope. It’s not a cool move to hook up with someone you know is in a relationship (extra uncool when it’s gonna hurt your friend) but the one to blame is the one who cheated. Being drunk is not an excuse to cheat. Even if we’re blaming both parties it’s like an 85-15 split. He’s the one who cheated, end of story.
Same, definitely thought this was gonna go in a ‘let’s remove condoms and let’s just see what happens cause kids are kinda alright now that we’re old’ direction
I mean I’ve lived there but no, not from the UK. Is hoodie hating a thing there?
agree. hoodies scream “grade 9 boy” circa 2003 to me. can’t wear ’em in public past university unless you’re sick/hungover
I would either die or be fired within the day that went into effect if I were in your shoes. T’s and P’s to you.
It’s a caribou. And it’s majestic af.
Thank you Dr. Crane
We got rid of the penny in Canada, however bills don’t start till you hit $5 so we have stupid $1 and $2 coins that weigh my wallet down. 100% think we should operate on a quarter as the only coin and just round off system.
I stand 100% behind this. Summer is awful and honestly post high school it’s not fun, cause during College unless you’re riding a trust fund (to which hats off to you, and also “sup?”) it means shitty summer jobs. Now it just means higher electric bills because of excessive use of AC and sweating through my business casual waiting to hide my pudgy post grad body in sweaters and quarter zips and jackets