Aspiring to be casually rich and office hot, while plugging away at an entry level job that promises a pension and good benefits because #compromise and idk maybe I’ll make enough to buy a fancy Japanese toilet.
I have a tendency to run away and/or move to foreign countries when life gets "too real" or I'm feeling restless. This has resulted in me being both single af and struggling to buy a studio apartment where my bed folds into a wall.
Champagne taste, sparkling water budget; so my 5 year plan is to marry money -and then ride out the alimony payments once he realizes what a nightmare I am.
Tbh I went about this much when I lived in Europe. It has its place and works in a large city both for practical and social reasons but I’m glad to be back to my small town ways and Costco purchasing.
I often take the grocery cash back receipts from other people’s pumps after the’ve left at Safeway. One time I caught a homeless guy doing the same. PGP.
I like your theory. That said I’m siding with Rachael here. My sister did this when we were traveling together for a year, and it ruined our relationship, I low key hate her now which is great since she’s also my roommate. If you’re dragging me around Europe I’m sure as fuck gonna over-eat every pastry, baguette, cheese plate and pizza available calories be damned. Plus wine was cheaper than water. I’m a fatty at heart both figuratively and I’m sure literally if I ever got my shit together enough to see a cardiologist. Eating > diets.
Fellow Canadian. Don’t think Venmo is a thing here, which is lame because it seems so convenient. Chase pay was a game changer when I lived in down in NY, hopefully we catch up soon.
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I hate her already
How do you not love the office? One of the top 10 all time shows.
Love the dynamic of how females vs males are responding to this.
Nope this is better
As much as I hate girl I’d probably trade lives with her in a heartbeat
Tbh I went about this much when I lived in Europe. It has its place and works in a large city both for practical and social reasons but I’m glad to be back to my small town ways and Costco purchasing.
Not even Wednesday yet. I can’t wait
I often take the grocery cash back receipts from other people’s pumps after the’ve left at Safeway. One time I caught a homeless guy doing the same. PGP.
I like your theory. That said I’m siding with Rachael here. My sister did this when we were traveling together for a year, and it ruined our relationship, I low key hate her now which is great since she’s also my roommate. If you’re dragging me around Europe I’m sure as fuck gonna over-eat every pastry, baguette, cheese plate and pizza available calories be damned. Plus wine was cheaper than water. I’m a fatty at heart both figuratively and I’m sure literally if I ever got my shit together enough to see a cardiologist. Eating > diets.
Yea, I’m pretty fun at parties.
The weekly realization that I am fucking 30 already. And not even close to where I thought I would be when I was 20. PGP
That’s not how sharing works Mr Rogers. You of all people should know better.
Fellow Canadian. Don’t think Venmo is a thing here, which is lame because it seems so convenient. Chase pay was a game changer when I lived in down in NY, hopefully we catch up soon.
TGDAG: passive aggressive emails to your supervisor for not acknowledging your birthday week
I cried for half of my 30th. Better to save the Saturday birthdays for ones that don’t hit peak scaries.
Didn’t judge this but you lost me at treating your mom like shit. Even in fantasy satire you can’t do that nonsense.
Who the fuck is down voting this? Sperry & Claire forever.
Anyone else feeling the real estate version of “would” for the kitchen stock photo?
Despite him saying so I refuse to believe this guy is gainfully employed.
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