I’m guessing they’re also wearing mesh hats backwards with a gold chain necklace and a tattoo across their shoulders that says their last name or something. Oh, and white Oakley board shorts to match their white Gascan sunglasses.
Brings back terrible memories of that one night in college we all had (maybe more than once) that had me in the fetal position for 12 hours the next day not being able to eat or drink in fear of puking. Worst. Day. Ever. But that next night I went right back out….
No shit. You just stand there awkwardly waiting for your turn, freezing, looking around like a lost child, while she washes her hair 10 times with 6 different soaps.
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“Better marinate these here eggs before I cook them.”
I’m guessing they’re also wearing mesh hats backwards with a gold chain necklace and a tattoo across their shoulders that says their last name or something. Oh, and white Oakley board shorts to match their white Gascan sunglasses.
Talk about economical.
Those look McGross.
But I suppose if you ask them, they’re all living high on the hog while working 20 hours a week from home.
Key word: Successful.
Blaming an animal on the ground for your terrible tee shot that shouldn’t have been anywhere near said animal. PGP.
Brings back terrible memories of that one night in college we all had (maybe more than once) that had me in the fetal position for 12 hours the next day not being able to eat or drink in fear of puking. Worst. Day. Ever. But that next night I went right back out….
No shit. You just stand there awkwardly waiting for your turn, freezing, looking around like a lost child, while she washes her hair 10 times with 6 different soaps.
Those jeans must be having quite the night.
If you’re a celebrity or athlete and need to use Tinder, there probably isn’t much hope for you anyway.
Just kidding, it’s Vince. God damnit.
Smash!
I’m gonna get destroyed for this but I’ve never had a BM, and quite frankly they look and sound disgusting to me.
Note taken.
He’s sorta like me. Makes it glaringly obvious the coworkers/people he doesn’t want to talk to and those he does. PGPM.
No kidding. If I have to wear a suit to my job now, what the hell do I have to wear to get to where I want to be? A white tie tux?
Too real….
You savage, you.