It’s my (85-lb Bernese Mountain Dog) puppy’s 1-year birthday today! 100% perfect timing for this article – already can’t wait to get home and pet/walk/play/snuggle the living hell out of her!
Spoiler: he’s going to jail for lying to investors and conspiracy charges. You’re correct that raising the price of a drug is not illegal. You can screw the poor/sick, but you can’t screw the rich investors.
When humans ultimately fail to reach the required level of efficiency, Bezos will open the first fully-automated (human-free) Whole Foods. The dude is a genius.
I am that clientele. For the amount of money I’m spending at Whole Foods, keep the shelves stocked correctly. Also, don’t give the 80+-year-old a chance to bonk a checkout line with “Oh, that yogurt was marked as 50 cents”. Bitch – no it wasn’t, because it was in the correct spot on the shelf. #DoYourJob
Walking through dying malls now, it’s even sadder how you even identify the dead stores: “Disney Store… B. Dalton Books… Weird gold-chain booth… Suncoast… Boscov’s… “
I’m living this article out: lifelong Giants fan (grew up in Scranton – technically, it was the closest NFL team), but have lived in Philly for over a decade and it SUCKS to constantly root for my entire city’s misery (and likewise). Any other year I could’ve jumped without being quite as terrible, but this year…
Wore a (completely average, $15) tie to the office Xmas party yesterday, and you could’ve sworn I wore a full tuxedo with tails, top hat, white gloves, and cane. Scientists dress like ass.
Man, I needed this article. Family lives in Scranton (sigh), and my wife/my brother/his wife/I are going to Florida for Xmas. Similar situation re: family’s political leanings, and the combination resulted in my parents not talking to me since September. Pretty extreme response, huh?
Literally, have tears in my eyes because I’m so happy that Bailey got a solid rating. (My wife and I got a Bernese Mountain Dog and named her Bailey on Memorial Day – she is, objectively, the best dog).
He’s going to propose so we have to endure TGDAG: Engagement Photos through TGDAG: The Dress only to be redeemed by TGDAG: Left at the Altar and then TGDAG: Alcoholism and Becoming a Truck Driver.
Agreed on refi – just did it for $136K and will save myself ~$200 in interest/month alone and will pay them off on the same timeline (and I get to keep my year-end bonus!)
Disagree about market investment – with market at terrifyingly record highs, unless your student loan interest in under 4%, I doubt you’ll offset with returns. Invest enough to get whatever employee match maximum you’re offered, and dump the rest on the loans.
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God – after playing with my horrific team last night (a Wednesday), I really needed this take. It makes me feel less alone.
Never seen a “Take” article like this get dragged so hard before.
Genuinely LOL’d this. People are gross.
Outdoors while walking two Boston terriers in the middle of a dense neighborhood.
Hungover + worked at a dog walker in grad school. #PGP
It’s my (85-lb Bernese Mountain Dog) puppy’s 1-year birthday today! 100% perfect timing for this article – already can’t wait to get home and pet/walk/play/snuggle the living hell out of her!
Spoiler: he’s going to jail for lying to investors and conspiracy charges. You’re correct that raising the price of a drug is not illegal. You can screw the poor/sick, but you can’t screw the rich investors.
We hide together. We die together.
When humans ultimately fail to reach the required level of efficiency, Bezos will open the first fully-automated (human-free) Whole Foods. The dude is a genius.
I am that clientele. For the amount of money I’m spending at Whole Foods, keep the shelves stocked correctly. Also, don’t give the 80+-year-old a chance to bonk a checkout line with “Oh, that yogurt was marked as 50 cents”. Bitch – no it wasn’t, because it was in the correct spot on the shelf. #DoYourJob
Walking through dying malls now, it’s even sadder how you even identify the dead stores: “Disney Store… B. Dalton Books… Weird gold-chain booth… Suncoast… Boscov’s… “
I’m living this article out: lifelong Giants fan (grew up in Scranton – technically, it was the closest NFL team), but have lived in Philly for over a decade and it SUCKS to constantly root for my entire city’s misery (and likewise). Any other year I could’ve jumped without being quite as terrible, but this year…
Wore a (completely average, $15) tie to the office Xmas party yesterday, and you could’ve sworn I wore a full tuxedo with tails, top hat, white gloves, and cane. Scientists dress like ass.
My wife and I don’t want kids. “We don’t want kids,” is, unfortunately, the least acceptable answer, no matter the audience.
Man, I needed this article. Family lives in Scranton (sigh), and my wife/my brother/his wife/I are going to Florida for Xmas. Similar situation re: family’s political leanings, and the combination resulted in my parents not talking to me since September. Pretty extreme response, huh?
Literally, have tears in my eyes because I’m so happy that Bailey got a solid rating. (My wife and I got a Bernese Mountain Dog and named her Bailey on Memorial Day – she is, objectively, the best dog).
He’s going to propose so we have to endure TGDAG: Engagement Photos through TGDAG: The Dress only to be redeemed by TGDAG: Left at the Altar and then TGDAG: Alcoholism and Becoming a Truck Driver.
This guy’s correct, but you can only deduct if you make under $80K.
Agreed on refi – just did it for $136K and will save myself ~$200 in interest/month alone and will pay them off on the same timeline (and I get to keep my year-end bonus!)
Disagree about market investment – with market at terrifyingly record highs, unless your student loan interest in under 4%, I doubt you’ll offset with returns. Invest enough to get whatever employee match maximum you’re offered, and dump the rest on the loans.
Also rough: trying to join an already-established friend group. Going to a friend-of-a-friend’s beer tasting on Friday. Definitely nervous.
“By expanding our repertoire to include the obscure and frightening, we are able to make more educated and nuanced decisions.”
This is, objectively, the best take of all time re: beer choice. Bravo.