Are you fucking kidding me right now? God damnit Max, everyone’s leaving this city and I’m like all alone now and shit even though we’ve never met or hung out but still.
For the record, I enjoy my life, guys. I don’t like society and some of the fucked up people in it but after reading this article, Emily has brought me down. She’s killed my will to work like an indentured slave for the next 35 years to pay off arbitrary debts to a faceless conglomerate that decides things for me and spies on me. Emily, work isn’t so bad you know. I’ve come up with some of my best work and ideas while being bored out of my fucking mind to the point of zombification. It allows you to free up your mind and find your imagination. I agree that we as a species need to get our heads together and be able to leave this planet but don’t sit here and tell me that like is uninspiring. Take a hike, eat some fruit, drink water, kill someone’s confidence, deflate some egos, and punch some faces into the back of skulls. Life is a beautiful train wreck and luckily for all of us, the train is really close to the cliff edge!
Come to Boston, Shibb. You can crash on our couch. I already have my medical card so it will hold us over until this shit gets passed through. I live right down the street from the best dispensary on the east coast. Then we’ll mob around the city and fight random people because that’s what marijuana users do according to Nancy Grace
Hmmm, either I vote for a shady fuck who back funds terrorist organizations through a French crisis construction company that also fast tracks shady arms deals or i vote for a lunatic business mogul who says dumb shit….I think I’m just gonna sit this one out and watch this fucking reality tv train wreck collapse in on itself from a distance and get ready for the revolution.
I’m crashing this wedding, guys. You won’t know about it even though I just told you what I’m gonna do but I’m like a fucking ninja when it comes to stealth moves and stuff.
Def gotta mix life lessons in while coaching these kids the fundamentals of basketball. Be like “I’ve seen aborted fetuses make more free throws that you, Carl! WTF! Don’t worry, you’ll understand what I’m talking about when you reach Junior year of high school when all the girls your age think life is one big version of playing house because they’ve been raised on terrible family television shows their whole life.”
Dude, don’t be afraid to shit around this girl in your own place. For all you know she might be a rimjob conoissseur or has some other deep, dark, nasty secrets that would make her family disown her. Listen man, people are vile collections of absolute garbage so never give a shit what another piece of shit think about your little pieces of shit, alright. I’m sure she’s dirt in some aspects and if she judges you, she’s probably religious because it’s always the religious ones that judge the most and have the most fucked up problems deep down. Shit away my friend. Be creative
Just enjoy it while it lasts because pretty soon the only time someone is gonna call you anything like that is when they are trying to find out what’s for dinner, when they can get an anniversary blow job, and to let you know who died.
Also, being a lesbian has many benefits and stuff.
Well, since I look good in absolutely everything it explains why I’m so fucking successful at being unsuccessful as I wear sweatpant shorts and a generic Champion hoodie at my desk right now. This is my last week working here so 0 work is getting done. I’m just gonna walk around and wave to people and then Irish goodbye the fuck out of this place forever come Friday
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Are you fucking kidding me right now? God damnit Max, everyone’s leaving this city and I’m like all alone now and shit even though we’ve never met or hung out but still.
McGregor.
For the record, I enjoy my life, guys. I don’t like society and some of the fucked up people in it but after reading this article, Emily has brought me down. She’s killed my will to work like an indentured slave for the next 35 years to pay off arbitrary debts to a faceless conglomerate that decides things for me and spies on me. Emily, work isn’t so bad you know. I’ve come up with some of my best work and ideas while being bored out of my fucking mind to the point of zombification. It allows you to free up your mind and find your imagination. I agree that we as a species need to get our heads together and be able to leave this planet but don’t sit here and tell me that like is uninspiring. Take a hike, eat some fruit, drink water, kill someone’s confidence, deflate some egos, and punch some faces into the back of skulls. Life is a beautiful train wreck and luckily for all of us, the train is really close to the cliff edge!
Lol
I could def beat up this guy and my dad could def beat up his dad….I’m 28 years old by the way.
No doubt, brother
Come to Boston, Shibb. You can crash on our couch. I already have my medical card so it will hold us over until this shit gets passed through. I live right down the street from the best dispensary on the east coast. Then we’ll mob around the city and fight random people because that’s what marijuana users do according to Nancy Grace
Hmmm, either I vote for a shady fuck who back funds terrorist organizations through a French crisis construction company that also fast tracks shady arms deals or i vote for a lunatic business mogul who says dumb shit….I think I’m just gonna sit this one out and watch this fucking reality tv train wreck collapse in on itself from a distance and get ready for the revolution.
I’m crashing this wedding, guys. You won’t know about it even though I just told you what I’m gonna do but I’m like a fucking ninja when it comes to stealth moves and stuff.
Hey, man
Def gotta mix life lessons in while coaching these kids the fundamentals of basketball. Be like “I’ve seen aborted fetuses make more free throws that you, Carl! WTF! Don’t worry, you’ll understand what I’m talking about when you reach Junior year of high school when all the girls your age think life is one big version of playing house because they’ve been raised on terrible family television shows their whole life.”
Terrible form. They’ll get divorced within 5 years.
Wait, did I miss something?
Will, you follow me on Instagram. Don’t lie!
I do sometimes. The lady is used to it. You kinda just accept things after awhile.
Dude, don’t be afraid to shit around this girl in your own place. For all you know she might be a rimjob conoissseur or has some other deep, dark, nasty secrets that would make her family disown her. Listen man, people are vile collections of absolute garbage so never give a shit what another piece of shit think about your little pieces of shit, alright. I’m sure she’s dirt in some aspects and if she judges you, she’s probably religious because it’s always the religious ones that judge the most and have the most fucked up problems deep down. Shit away my friend. Be creative
You are your dog’s spirit animal. Just think about how cool that is for a second.
I did, man. Feels good. Still hate working but it feels good nonetheless.
Just enjoy it while it lasts because pretty soon the only time someone is gonna call you anything like that is when they are trying to find out what’s for dinner, when they can get an anniversary blow job, and to let you know who died.
Also, being a lesbian has many benefits and stuff.
Well, since I look good in absolutely everything it explains why I’m so fucking successful at being unsuccessful as I wear sweatpant shorts and a generic Champion hoodie at my desk right now. This is my last week working here so 0 work is getting done. I’m just gonna walk around and wave to people and then Irish goodbye the fuck out of this place forever come Friday