Nived_Neirbo

Optimistic pessimist, Profoundly unimportant

Member Since 01/07/2014

  • Nived_Neirbo 5 years ago on A Call To Arms Against Big Christmas

    Guys, since organized religion was basically the first iteration of Capitalism, it’s only fitting that a religious holiday would align perfectly for capitalistic initiatives in America and be celebrated long before the holiday actually happens. Also, what a shittily fitting way to celebrate the massacre of a native population than by eating a shit ton of food and then going to maul other people like cattle in lines out front of Walmart’s and Best Buy’s just to get cheaply manufactured tech products at a baked in discount in order to fill a void of a life not well-lived lol

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  • Nived_Neirbo 5 years ago on The "Microwave Your Turkey" Text Is The Worst Thing To Happen To The Internet Since Harambe

    Be careful 19th, you might get some SJW hyper-feminists come after you for this…listen folks, I’m all for equality and shattering the glass ceiling but let’s be honest with ourselves, companies have been docking the pay from everyone without discriminating by sex or race. We’re all little peons working for the dangling carrot in our faces except our carrot here is colored red, white, and blue and sometimes slaps us in the face for “motivation” so it leaves a memory in your mind of how things used to be around here even though this entire country was built from devalued labor and financial funneling upward away from the masses. My advice to all of you is to be grateful for that dead bird meat stuffed with bread (that’s not money), carve the fuckin’ turkey, gorge yourself, let it lull you to sleep on the couch as you watch multi-millionaires play a game and destroy each other for gambling points while military jets fly overhead while the flag waves in the cool, deadened wind for “marketing”, and feel contentment with the idea that we have a very limited window of time left before this all goes to utter shit lol

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  • Nived_Neirbo 5 years ago on Life Is A Book With Many Chapters

    Hey Jimothy, you know what happens to racists? They get their faces smashed in like victims of a Prime Mike Tyson Match and then they sit in Solitary confinement for a long time until they realize just how utterly useless and meaningless they actually are to not only their immediate existence but the overall existence of humanity as a whole and then they feel sad because their residual daddy issues were what caused them to be such absolute pieces of liquid garbage in the first place and now the rest of the populous has to live with and deal with a plethora of heroic fucking losers who can’t even make sound decisions for themselves, let alone everyone else yet they somehow reach positions of power because most of the population has the collective IQ of a dead person

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  • Nived_Neirbo 5 years ago on To The Fans

    Maybe they can be part of CMV and I’s skunk works podcast called “Thoughts & Prayers”…..there’s no “lol” for this one folks, you’re not getting that shit from me after this news

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  • Nived_Neirbo 5 years ago on My Days Of Mixing Multiple Kinds Of Alcohol Are Long Gone

    That’s why you should only mix LSD with MDMA and then have a blast while you realize that literally everything we do in the real world is essentially absolute bullshit yet while you’re tripping/flipping, you discover that light is literally the quintessential backdrop to everything we as humans have ever known about the physical world as well as every single living species before us lol

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  • Nived_Neirbo 5 years ago on Are You Obligated To "Bless You" Your Boss After A Sneeze

    You don’t do that now, Cube is good people. You wouldn’t want your entire life to mysteriously mean absolutely nothing besides a body to collect interest off of in terms of labor As you seemingly replace yourself via reproduction to keep the system going now would ya? Lol

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  • Nived_Neirbo 5 years ago on Mailbag: Having A Monster Of A Boss, Demoting A Guy To The Friend Zone, And Terrible Golf Course Behavior

    To Kimber’s point, I do not know a hitman, per se. however, the greatest hitman/woman is the system in which we work and operate in. It kills entire generations and suffocates the future prosperity out of the youth. Your boss is an asshole because assholes run this place and since we are a tribalistic species, assholes only want to run in small circles of other asssholes which ironically forms the exact thing they are as people, assholes. You need to get out of there for sure but it’s time to become an asshole. Observe, document, report…extort, manipulate, and kill from the inside. When you’ve killed a persons ego and self worth, you’ve pretty much killed them as a person. All that’s left is an outer shell of a former person who just trots along uninspired until they’re dead. Don’t become one of those people

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  • Nived_Neirbo 5 years ago on Laws I Would Enact If I Was In Power

    Create a one world unified government that is run in the shadows by the owners of the corporations, machines, and the means of production. Use the military as a tool to fight a pre-manufactured/funded enemy created via owned media organizations using dispersed propaganda in order to sway minds and push an agenda that benefits the few. Let chaos ring until it’s time to fake an alien invasion using black budget research project technologies in order to drum up “unity” to fight said aliens. Privatize the water supply, and everything else to squeeze everything from the populous which will then decrease the population in a controlled fashion until there is an equilibrium between the number of people and the resources of nature in order to establish harmony lol

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  • Nived_Neirbo 5 years ago on Laws I Would Enact If I Was In Power

    For the targeted ads thing, if you have an iPhone you can turn on Limited Ad Tracking from the privacy settings of the device. This will hash your IDFA# so that you will not be followed around the internet after interacting with ads making you a ghost to tracking parameters

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  • Nived_Neirbo 5 years ago on Laws I Would Enact If I Was In Power

    If you don’t believe in climate change and environmental initiatives you will be deported to Mississippi and the waterfront wall will be left open faced through high gauge titanium bars that let the ocean water flood. This ironic data will then be used as proof in scientific papers and presentations

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  • Nived_Neirbo 5 years ago on The Future Of Banking From Your Couch

    Hey Jimmy. Listen, you’ll be getting paid a visit by a few men in an unmarked vehicle who have a vested interest in keeping this community safe. There’s is a 0% tolerance policy on being mean and the only way to combat meanness is without face stomping violence is through vicious “evaporation” of your existence and overall purpose, along with your family, your pets, and everyone you know via mechanisms of financial manipulation and manufactured dependency lol

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