To the guy who sucks at Fornite: I hate to be the bearer of bad news, dude but Fortnite is a psy-ops strategy brought on by the shadow government to collect data and see how effective people are at survival and problem solving in order to better coordinate a martial law take over once the fake economy we live within crumbles. If you aren’t building forts and gathering resources while also collecting weapons, you’re gonna get shot dead in the streets. It’s all about the slow descent with the parachute, let all the people rushing in kill each other and then you come in and bat clean up if you get what I’m saying. The circle is ever shrinking lol
For real. I’ve been trying to say exactly this behind all the cute things I say like how we’re all trapped on a prison planet owners by a select few and how it’s only going to get worse here on out lol
I’m actually offended that there are still gender classifications for apparel. We need to establish a unisex clothing standard where everyone wears the same thing in the same color everyday in order to exemplify the current obvious situation we are living in which is a oligopolic-dictatorship disguised as a democracy with brightly colored branding and smiley faces lol
I don’t condone violence in any way but it seems to work really well all across the globe, for literally the entirety of human existence. Take some time to relax your mind so you can focus on a solution clearly and that solution is watching Breaking Bad and learning how to get away with crimes. Then apply that knowledge to extort him until you have him by the balls forever. Knee caps are extremely fragile things lol
CMV, this is great stuff. Teachers should get paid top dollar. Once the internet inevitably engulfs every aspect of our lives and we become obsoleted hardware, someone is still going to have to teach the AI to replace humans lol….Also, I am now available for interview requests as we speak
What do 3 end points make when you arrange them into a geometric shape? That’s right, guys, you get an illuminati triangle made from skin flutes and ham patties. The triangle/pyramid is the strongest structural shape next to the sphere which just so happens to be the exact shape of testicles lol
Hey, if I want to pay ambiguous market prices off a menu and eat delicious protein meat-ish things that eat shit, absorb pollution, have mercury in them, and radioactive waste then I am free to do so because this is still sort of America and believe in supporting the TV show Deadliest Catch lol
yeah guys, these DC folks are fucking crazy. Why keep drilling yourself down the same rabbit hole of banality and 1 dimensional thought process when you can realize that its all complete bullshit and then realize that these politicians attend the same mascaraed orgy porno parties as they politically penetrate our sex lives and siphon off our livelihoods while being balls deep in each other’s caviar smeared orifices as gospel harp music softly plays in the background lol
To the 23 year old with the pristine peen: dude, you’re missing out on literally the only free form of fun left for humans. That being said, it’s really not a big deal at all especially when you take a step back and realize that rubbing 2 things made of skin together for ~90 seconds to make stuff come out is as good as it gets for our species and that’s pretty fucking sad lol
I feel you. Feelings are the worst. They’re like a virus that slowly permeates your insides and the only treatment is some foreign chemical that you end up getting a dependency on to feel some sort of semblance of normalcy but that chemical is backed by vast wealthy lobby groups that propel the profiteering and leaving you, I mean, me in between the churning cigs of the wheel as we, I mean me, get crushed by the force of pure and exuberant chrome capitalism lol
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First of all, Dillon. I’m a 10 lol
To the guy who sucks at Fornite: I hate to be the bearer of bad news, dude but Fortnite is a psy-ops strategy brought on by the shadow government to collect data and see how effective people are at survival and problem solving in order to better coordinate a martial law take over once the fake economy we live within crumbles. If you aren’t building forts and gathering resources while also collecting weapons, you’re gonna get shot dead in the streets. It’s all about the slow descent with the parachute, let all the people rushing in kill each other and then you come in and bat clean up if you get what I’m saying. The circle is ever shrinking lol
For real. I’ve been trying to say exactly this behind all the cute things I say like how we’re all trapped on a prison planet owners by a select few and how it’s only going to get worse here on out lol
Great read, Boner Pill Pusher. Do you get high on your own supply?….that’s a peepee joke guys. Alright, happy Tuesday Lol
I’m actually offended that there are still gender classifications for apparel. We need to establish a unisex clothing standard where everyone wears the same thing in the same color everyday in order to exemplify the current obvious situation we are living in which is a oligopolic-dictatorship disguised as a democracy with brightly colored branding and smiley faces lol
I don’t condone violence in any way but it seems to work really well all across the globe, for literally the entirety of human existence. Take some time to relax your mind so you can focus on a solution clearly and that solution is watching Breaking Bad and learning how to get away with crimes. Then apply that knowledge to extort him until you have him by the balls forever. Knee caps are extremely fragile things lol
Have any of us ever really “woken up” our entire lives?
CMV, this is great stuff. Teachers should get paid top dollar. Once the internet inevitably engulfs every aspect of our lives and we become obsoleted hardware, someone is still going to have to teach the AI to replace humans lol….Also, I am now available for interview requests as we speak
I didn’t write this, for the record
“Throw another shrimp IN the Barbie”…another sex joke comin’ right at ya lol
It’s never a bad idea to take her to the tap room if ya know what I’m sayinnnnn’….that’s a sex joke, guys. Good morning
Fertilizing the earth, man. Big fan. Big fan
What do 3 end points make when you arrange them into a geometric shape? That’s right, guys, you get an illuminati triangle made from skin flutes and ham patties. The triangle/pyramid is the strongest structural shape next to the sphere which just so happens to be the exact shape of testicles lol
Hey, if I want to pay ambiguous market prices off a menu and eat delicious protein meat-ish things that eat shit, absorb pollution, have mercury in them, and radioactive waste then I am free to do so because this is still sort of America and believe in supporting the TV show Deadliest Catch lol
I’m so offended that you’re offended!
Dammit, you’re right. The cats out of the bag, we’re gonna have to blow this shit up now
thanks, man
yeah guys, these DC folks are fucking crazy. Why keep drilling yourself down the same rabbit hole of banality and 1 dimensional thought process when you can realize that its all complete bullshit and then realize that these politicians attend the same mascaraed orgy porno parties as they politically penetrate our sex lives and siphon off our livelihoods while being balls deep in each other’s caviar smeared orifices as gospel harp music softly plays in the background lol
To the 23 year old with the pristine peen: dude, you’re missing out on literally the only free form of fun left for humans. That being said, it’s really not a big deal at all especially when you take a step back and realize that rubbing 2 things made of skin together for ~90 seconds to make stuff come out is as good as it gets for our species and that’s pretty fucking sad lol
I actually love deciphering typos and you guys should too lol
I feel you. Feelings are the worst. They’re like a virus that slowly permeates your insides and the only treatment is some foreign chemical that you end up getting a dependency on to feel some sort of semblance of normalcy but that chemical is backed by vast wealthy lobby groups that propel the profiteering and leaving you, I mean, me in between the churning cigs of the wheel as we, I mean me, get crushed by the force of pure and exuberant chrome capitalism lol