Besides the fact that they now have your biometric data stored in a data sandbox that is accessed by all US embassy’s, customs, immigration, the CIA, the FBI, and the ATF so like, don’t go murdering people on us now because they’ll find you and then murder you and get away with it lol
If Sunday Scaries’ stock price crashes after this article, there’s gonna be hell to pay because remember, most of us are put in the working world to appease shareholders and nothing else
Download the Chewy.com mobile app for your pup. Don’t worry, I def don’t work there and/or build the mobile app so shut up and stop asking so many probing questions. holy shit lol
I’m going to go see Earthless play live tomorrow and also take concert photos as I get my face melted off while possibly partaking in some acidic wonders. Then I’m going to play Fortnite on Xbox while joining Ross’s Twitch feed as they play on PS4 to lay the smack down on the weirdos via the chat stream. Then I’m gonna hang out with my gf and have passionate sex and then get tacos with extra table side guaca-floka and then I’m probably gonna do absolutely nothing g until it’s time to cry on Sunday night
This has blossomed into a beautiful flower of aural sex and laughter. I think my favorite episodes is gonna be the one where you have me on because, I mean, why the hell wouldn’t you at this point lol
Yeah guy, how about you take the time to read and learn something. Are you too busy looking at your spreadsheets filled with data that isn’t yours as you analyze ways how to optimize and make more money for other people besides yourself? You better start reading these fucking articles, alright
Hey girl who “adds it to her list”, you know who else make lists with malice in mind?…serial killers, terrorists, Hillary Clinton, The Kremlin, the CIA, drug lords, pharmaceutical companies, the us military’s drone program, hitmen (and/or women), middle managers, secretaries, and algorithms lol
Technically we all evolved from fish according to the theory of evolution so that statement is semi accurate. If you come from the other side of the theoretical spectrum, you believe the world is only 12,000 years old thus making anything you say irrelevant lol
You could always get a colostomy bag but for piss and then you’ll never have to worry about splashback. Plus you’ll be getting in on the retirement lifestyle early and that’s about as close as we’re gonna get to feeling what it’s like to retire ;(
Advertise
Besides the fact that they now have your biometric data stored in a data sandbox that is accessed by all US embassy’s, customs, immigration, the CIA, the FBI, and the ATF so like, don’t go murdering people on us now because they’ll find you and then murder you and get away with it lol
Dude, your name is John lol
If Sunday Scaries’ stock price crashes after this article, there’s gonna be hell to pay because remember, most of us are put in the working world to appease shareholders and nothing else
Download the Chewy.com mobile app for your pup. Don’t worry, I def don’t work there and/or build the mobile app so shut up and stop asking so many probing questions. holy shit lol
That’s a way better idea, dude
I’m going to go see Earthless play live tomorrow and also take concert photos as I get my face melted off while possibly partaking in some acidic wonders. Then I’m going to play Fortnite on Xbox while joining Ross’s Twitch feed as they play on PS4 to lay the smack down on the weirdos via the chat stream. Then I’m gonna hang out with my gf and have passionate sex and then get tacos with extra table side guaca-floka and then I’m probably gonna do absolutely nothing g until it’s time to cry on Sunday night
I’ve never been to the San Francisco Public Library but we have the internet now so I’ll just like google stuff instead
This has blossomed into a beautiful flower of aural sex and laughter. I think my favorite episodes is gonna be the one where you have me on because, I mean, why the hell wouldn’t you at this point lol
Yeah guy, how about you take the time to read and learn something. Are you too busy looking at your spreadsheets filled with data that isn’t yours as you analyze ways how to optimize and make more money for other people besides yourself? You better start reading these fucking articles, alright
We probably won’t make it that long as a species so get out there and fuck some shit up and have some fun because what else are you gonna do? Lol
Thank you, I appreciate that
Oh, and people who write listacles as well as assholes in an online blog’s comment section that specifically lists out shitty people who make lists
Hey girl who “adds it to her list”, you know who else make lists with malice in mind?…serial killers, terrorists, Hillary Clinton, The Kremlin, the CIA, drug lords, pharmaceutical companies, the us military’s drone program, hitmen (and/or women), middle managers, secretaries, and algorithms lol
The answer to that question is cash. Basically cash is the answer to literally almost every single fucking question lol
Sex is money and money is sex. Sex both buys and sells
@satan
This is a very thorough and correct analysis
Technically we all evolved from fish according to the theory of evolution so that statement is semi accurate. If you come from the other side of the theoretical spectrum, you believe the world is only 12,000 years old thus making anything you say irrelevant lol
Great, when can I move in?
You could always get a colostomy bag but for piss and then you’ll never have to worry about splashback. Plus you’ll be getting in on the retirement lifestyle early and that’s about as close as we’re gonna get to feeling what it’s like to retire ;(