Nived_Neirbo

Optimistic pessimist, Profoundly unimportant

Member Since 01/07/2014

  • Nived_Neirbo 7 years ago on Six Lessons Learned A Year After Getting A Dog

    The move is to train your puppy to grow up to be a drug sniffing dog but instead of being a narc for law enforcement, you just use your pawsome pup to sniff out rival gang/cartel product supply to steal and then sell yourself….for more illegal business consultant suggestions, you can email me

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  • Nived_Neirbo 7 years ago on Moving Yourself Is Always A Terrible Option

    The great thing about owning a truck is automatically being seen as a mover by people you know. My favorite part is when you load up your truck with their shit and pretend like you’re gonna follow them to their new place but instead, you divert to the nearest pawn shop, sell all their garbage, take the money, and hit the casino to get free drinks and lose miserably with someone else’s hard earned cash because fuck them forever lol

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  • Nived_Neirbo 7 years ago on My Boyfriend Is Embracing The Soccer Mom Lifestyle

    Yeah, that’s a good thing because then she can age them and sell them to the oligarchical shadow Satanists that control the world as human caviar and then she can become rich and join the exclusive club as a double agent working for the expendable ones (us) lol

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  • Nived_Neirbo 7 years ago on Do You Kiss Your Parents On The Lips?

    Guys, religious figures have been kissing young children for years and then those kids would go home and kiss their parents goodnight and then they’d get a little cold sore some shit on the side of their dirty ass mouths and the spouse would blame that person for cheating and then an entire family was destroyed from a a misconception yet after they remarried, they’d still attend that church ceremony every Sunday and seek splice in god to help them get over their sadness yet it was the guy that they were listening to the entire time underneath the morbid Jesus statue…humans are a virus, we just keep spreading lol

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  • Nived_Neirbo 7 years ago on Well, I Got My Boobs Massaged In Hong Kong

    You see, you gotta get a better scope on your poop gun for toilets like those. I highly recommend the scope on the crossbow from Fortnite…won’t zoom in too far but also allows you to execute a precision strike. I was gonna say use the technology that our drone program uses but there are delicate souls on this platform that may not be able to handle the bloody, corrupt truth lol

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  • Nived_Neirbo 7 years ago on Hands Down, The Worst Birthday I've Ever Had

    My code word is when someone posts an article on here and then I masterfully expose all of the government’s secrets but hide it behind satirical and sarcastic language to throw off the Surveillance Apparatus scraping algorithm because if you expose dark secrets with the word “lol” at the end, they literally can’t assassinate you. It’s in the Geneva Convention. Too bad JFK didn’t use “lol” more lol

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  • Nived_Neirbo 7 years ago on How To Cope If It's Still Freezing Where You Live

    The answer to that riddle is drugs. Pretty much drugs are the answer to a lot of problems. Just look how profitable pharmaceutical companies are. Also, illegal drugs are way better and make way more money. I mean, you never seen them advertised yet everyone k led about them or has tried some of them. Plus, we were actually dumb enough to declare war against chemical compounds when in reality, the ones declaring the war were peddling the shit and collecting the profits the whole time. Oh life, how amazingly beautiful you are lol

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  • Nived_Neirbo 7 years ago on I Absolutely Can Not Stand "Fixer Upper"

    Buying a single family home in this market is suicide. Just wait for the next credit default swap. Just like in 2008, a lot of these loans are garbage. If you’re gonna buy, look at multi family houses. Yeah, you’ll pay more but you’re most likely closer to an urban area and most people in urban areas are willing to shell out ungodly amounts of money for rent so now’s your time to become a bougie slum lord lol

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  • Nived_Neirbo 7 years ago on Do We Really Need "Edible Glitter" In Our Beer?

    It’s a CIA psy-ops tactic to incrementally increase the reflective properties of the ocean after our sewerage gets flushed into it in order to mirror more sung light around the globe to melt the polar ice caps faster and to also heat up the ionosphere to cause more severe weather patterns in order to passive aggressively depopulate the planet because we have way too many people, obv lol

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  • Nived_Neirbo 7 years ago on New Netflix Documentary “Wild Wild Country” Proves Once And For All That Millennials Are The Smartest And The Best

    The corporations have gotten smarter and bred a cult like loyalty to their brand on both a consumer level and an employee level. They know that young people want a cool office that resembles a home so people are tricked into staying there past 40 hours so that their salaries decrease every hour worked after that. Plus they most people fall for free coffee and bagels and bright colors. They’ve assimilated the cult mentality seamlessly into everyday life while building a pyramid scheme in the background as they smile and shake your hand and then hypnotize you with their welcoming gaze as they douse you in gasoline and light you on fire…kinda like that Pink Floyd album cover except the music sucks wayyyy more lol

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  • Nived_Neirbo 7 years ago on Mailbag: Where To Hook Up If You Both Live With Mom And Dad, Getting Shit Back From An Ex, And When The Time Is Right To Get A Dog

    Nah, she’s gotta take the deep dive and book a room at that dumpy-ass Motel 6 knock-off where the crackheads now just pay rent to live there full time. Girl, get familiar with the real world. It’s ugly. Go all in and experience what it’s like to have a sex marathon in a stoned out phase. Who cares about your future, there isn’t much of one left so bone your heart out and release all those pent up tensions and network with people who fell through the cracks because when the mirage crumbles, those are the people that are gonna figure out how to survive lol

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  • Nived_Neirbo 7 years ago on There Is Nothing Quite Like An Ice Cold Coca-Cola Classic (In Moderation, Of Course)

    Gotta get that Mexican Coke because they use that real cane sugar instead of that fake shit because America has turned into a politico-corporate-cartel wasteland of greed and corruption similarly to Mexico but at least they still care about preserving the true taste in a classic drink that makes you feel somewhat good inside for that short fleeting moment lol

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