Glad to see a former member of Congress partaking in the Devil’s Lettuce Lyfe as millions of non-violent drug offenders are sitting in the private profit prison system for walking around with dime bags before it was cool. The true hipsters lol
Pretty soon, companies are just gonna start taking people out back and giving them the Olde Yeller treatment once they get the automation software APIs up to speed. It’s a lot easier for the public to accept it when a cartel type entity does it as opposed to a government doing it even though they’re now basically one in the same. I mean why do you think Amazon bought a company (Whole Foods) that is the main food source for Millennials [the most indebted generation in history]? Once you control the food supply, you have a lotttttttt of real freedom of choice if you swallow what I’m chewin’ lol
“$100 a hole” = the ransom/black mail amount for not telling on everyone who is with someone but puts their penises in a hole they don’t belong in…it’s 2018, guys, Narcs and capitalism reign supreme in this sauciety lol
No, no, it’s not that I want to see someone’s business get blown away by a hurricane, I want to see all the businesses get blown away because it’s 2018 and I’m a staunch supporter of equality and fairness. Plus, we could all have time to be actual people for once and frolic everywhere before Skynet takes over and enslaves us ;(
Go see All Them Witches in Nashville. In New Orleans, go to Tipetina’s and catch Kris Royal play a sensual sax solo that will make you question your existence let alone the idea of marriage because I mean, nothing is sacred anymore, especially getting the government and the church involved in your sex life also pretty much everything is bullshit besides everything I say because I mean, do you know who I am? Lol
“Uber Black is here! I hope we can expense this shit because times have been tough and also like 40% of the Jersey Shore was washed away and then lot on fire in that storm so like where are we going tonight that!?” Lol
A dick is such a useless appendage just point and flopping around, barfing yogurt up and spreading disease and creating other dickish people like a virus that’s wreaking havoc everywhere. Meanwhile all the big weapons that kill off said people are shaped like giant dicks created by people with tiny dicks so it’s like a self fulfilling loop of insanity and insecurity lol
But I bet he remembers staring down into the abyss of a glittery, puckered butthole as he’s trying to fit rolled up dollar bills into it in order to feed its greedy hunger as it seductively whispers the secrets of the universe to him while also complains that it’s having trouble paying for student loans lol
You experienced prolonged sleep paralysis. It’s also a symptom of alien contact so you’re now probably being tracked by them via the capsule they surgically placed up your nose and into your brain. You’re going to have to go get an MRI to confirm and finally get to use your health insurance that you pay for every week. When they try to push the brain drugs on you after you tell them why you’re there, do not take them because they have been found to cause psychosis and then we’ll probably hear about you on the news and then they’ll use you as a puppet for a potential false flag event in order to push an ulterior agenda that screws us all over. So thanks in advance for that bullshit lol
It’s all about that Traditional flavor because it represents wholesome family values while secretly worshipping The All Seeing Eye Serpent Overlord lol
Come, come to the Church of Nothing where everything happens and also doesn’t happen for no reason and even if you don’t believe it it or agree, it’s still nothing and you can’t get get rid of nothing because everything is nothing and nothing is also nothing lol
Guys, this is completely unrelated but this Sunday on the day some of us celebrate some invisible religious guy who rose from the dead, a science-made space station will come crashing down to Earth from the heavens and no one knows where it will land…irony is so fucking cute haha
I mean, in a world run by profits closed mindedness is good for business. Why do you think a closed group of like-minded individuals have captured more profit than anyone and manipulate our environments with it? Why do closed-minded belief system institutions rake in money yet don’t pay taxes and purposely cause division and conflict on a global scale while funneling up to the aforementioned group? You gotta be open minded to the close minded *The More You Know….shooting star rainbow graphic thing* lol
Guys, can we come to the middle ground agreement here? I think people should be open minded to banning schools. Once that happens the whole school shooting thing will sort of weed itself out. Then we ban offices, and then public areas, then the public, and then we have drilled down the funnel to FEMA camps where the real bad guys have the guns. Come on, be open minded to everything because your mind is like a parachute: if you pull the rip chord and it gets tangled, then you spiral out into utter darkness lol
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Glad to see a former member of Congress partaking in the Devil’s Lettuce Lyfe as millions of non-violent drug offenders are sitting in the private profit prison system for walking around with dime bags before it was cool. The true hipsters lol
Pretty soon, companies are just gonna start taking people out back and giving them the Olde Yeller treatment once they get the automation software APIs up to speed. It’s a lot easier for the public to accept it when a cartel type entity does it as opposed to a government doing it even though they’re now basically one in the same. I mean why do you think Amazon bought a company (Whole Foods) that is the main food source for Millennials [the most indebted generation in history]? Once you control the food supply, you have a lotttttttt of real freedom of choice if you swallow what I’m chewin’ lol
“$100 a hole” = the ransom/black mail amount for not telling on everyone who is with someone but puts their penises in a hole they don’t belong in…it’s 2018, guys, Narcs and capitalism reign supreme in this sauciety lol
Piss fetishes are the wave for 2018. Fun fact: your piss is probably cleaner than your drinking water lol yayyy
No, no, it’s not that I want to see someone’s business get blown away by a hurricane, I want to see all the businesses get blown away because it’s 2018 and I’m a staunch supporter of equality and fairness. Plus, we could all have time to be actual people for once and frolic everywhere before Skynet takes over and enslaves us ;(
That’s too bad
Go see All Them Witches in Nashville. In New Orleans, go to Tipetina’s and catch Kris Royal play a sensual sax solo that will make you question your existence let alone the idea of marriage because I mean, nothing is sacred anymore, especially getting the government and the church involved in your sex life also pretty much everything is bullshit besides everything I say because I mean, do you know who I am? Lol
Earth.
“Uber Black is here! I hope we can expense this shit because times have been tough and also like 40% of the Jersey Shore was washed away and then lot on fire in that storm so like where are we going tonight that!?” Lol
The hybrid hipster long comb over type haircut style cut is the wave for dicks in 2018
A dick is such a useless appendage just point and flopping around, barfing yogurt up and spreading disease and creating other dickish people like a virus that’s wreaking havoc everywhere. Meanwhile all the big weapons that kill off said people are shaped like giant dicks created by people with tiny dicks so it’s like a self fulfilling loop of insanity and insecurity lol
But I bet he remembers staring down into the abyss of a glittery, puckered butthole as he’s trying to fit rolled up dollar bills into it in order to feed its greedy hunger as it seductively whispers the secrets of the universe to him while also complains that it’s having trouble paying for student loans lol
Well, I heard friction works really well….furrrrrious, furrrrocious ffffrrrictionnn…mmmm, rawr lol
You experienced prolonged sleep paralysis. It’s also a symptom of alien contact so you’re now probably being tracked by them via the capsule they surgically placed up your nose and into your brain. You’re going to have to go get an MRI to confirm and finally get to use your health insurance that you pay for every week. When they try to push the brain drugs on you after you tell them why you’re there, do not take them because they have been found to cause psychosis and then we’ll probably hear about you on the news and then they’ll use you as a puppet for a potential false flag event in order to push an ulterior agenda that screws us all over. So thanks in advance for that bullshit lol
It’s all about that Traditional flavor because it represents wholesome family values while secretly worshipping The All Seeing Eye Serpent Overlord lol
In so glad someone caught on to that. Thank you good, sir
Come, come to the Church of Nothing where everything happens and also doesn’t happen for no reason and even if you don’t believe it it or agree, it’s still nothing and you can’t get get rid of nothing because everything is nothing and nothing is also nothing lol
Guys, this is completely unrelated but this Sunday on the day some of us celebrate some invisible religious guy who rose from the dead, a science-made space station will come crashing down to Earth from the heavens and no one knows where it will land…irony is so fucking cute haha
I mean, in a world run by profits closed mindedness is good for business. Why do you think a closed group of like-minded individuals have captured more profit than anyone and manipulate our environments with it? Why do closed-minded belief system institutions rake in money yet don’t pay taxes and purposely cause division and conflict on a global scale while funneling up to the aforementioned group? You gotta be open minded to the close minded *The More You Know….shooting star rainbow graphic thing* lol
Guys, can we come to the middle ground agreement here? I think people should be open minded to banning schools. Once that happens the whole school shooting thing will sort of weed itself out. Then we ban offices, and then public areas, then the public, and then we have drilled down the funnel to FEMA camps where the real bad guys have the guns. Come on, be open minded to everything because your mind is like a parachute: if you pull the rip chord and it gets tangled, then you spiral out into utter darkness lol