Isn’t it crazy that there is no real difference between a non-engaged couple and an engaged couple besides ~$5k spent on an inanimate object that somehow holds status in society. The blood diamond industry and the military industrial complex thanks you for your business lol
Guys, you’re missing the point here. Collectively, we are all eating ass all the time. There are poop particles splattered all over everything. For example, The ocean is full of shit from animals and our own shit yet we scarf down lobsters and pay the full market rate to eat our own shit at top dollar prices. Talk about egotistical lol
Leave your god forsaken kids at home, some of us are trying to trip on LSD and temporarily forget about our mortal existences like responsible adults. Plus, 5 year olds won’t understand or won’t even remember the timing signature shifts woven into Tool songs as Danny Carey’s tribal drumming punches you in the soul and makes you question the idea of believing in things lol
Guy making $60k: stop stressing. It’s never enough. Basically, if you still have to show up everyday to a place to earn a salary, you’re considered poor to the actual rich people. The same rich people who are destroying this place so lucky for you, if all goes well enough, you won’t have to worry about not making enough money lol
“Yes, that’s it, sing for your tip like a canary in an endless black coal mine. Haha, sing, sing you god damn asshole. You’ll always be singing for cash even when you get out of this summer job. Actually, with climate change going the way it is, it will always be summer soon so smash that ice cream on that granite slab”
Congrats dude! The boss move is to submit a time off request on your first day for your second week of being employed. Listen, we’re probably never going to retire because older generations bent us over and stuck a red,white,and blue dick up our asses so enjoy the “now” and get yours! Lol
“Furthermore, Mr. Zuckerberg, why is it that I cannot see the nipples of a woman’s supple breasts as my wife is out grocery shopping but I cant watch a video of a man being beheaded by ISIS. Do you agree that this is infringing upon the First Amendment? Please don’t plead the fifth because I would like to know personally, Mr. Zuckerberg”
Congress: “Mr. Zuckerberg, I notice that I am being shown multiple ads per day on my wife and I’s joint Facebook account that try to get me to click on BDSM marital affair services via Ashley Madison. Needless to say, Mr. Zuckerberg, my wife is not pleased. Are you telling me that all of my terrible behaviors are now out in the open due to me clicking around in your ecosystem?”
Guys, what if shitty music was purposely made mainstream by Masonic Stakeholders in order to find out who to get rid of first? There’s a reason why Rock n’ Roll is the Devil’s music so blast the Animals Album by Pink Floyd and let life crush your beautiful souls lol
You need to get new friends my man. You should lock them in a dark room with nice liquids and a bunch of pillows and blast Maggot Brain on repeat as Eddie Hazel sautés their minds. And then you should just leave them there because we need less people that suck or something like that lol
Does anyone else think these new “luxury” apartment/condo complexes in downtown areas of every city now look like overpriced high-rise prisons from the outside? Whatever happened to dilapidated 3 family homes and absolutely no sound proofing as you heard your downstairs neighbor get robbed at knife point for an extremely small sum of cash? Those were the days…lol
I usually don’t use proper punctuation so that def had something to do with it. No breaking news as of yet, still trying to figure out how to not go to work anymore. Will provide updates tonight at 11
Hello children, the confines of our self manufactured reality are held together with greed, spit, and bullshit. It’s designed to extract time, Labor, money, and personal freedom from you and your life in order to appease a faceless oligopoly that decides everything and literally sculpts the environments we exist in. Now go out there and be somebody! Lol
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Dress as a Native American. That’l send a message lol
Isn’t it crazy that there is no real difference between a non-engaged couple and an engaged couple besides ~$5k spent on an inanimate object that somehow holds status in society. The blood diamond industry and the military industrial complex thanks you for your business lol
Guys, you’re missing the point here. Collectively, we are all eating ass all the time. There are poop particles splattered all over everything. For example, The ocean is full of shit from animals and our own shit yet we scarf down lobsters and pay the full market rate to eat our own shit at top dollar prices. Talk about egotistical lol
Leave your god forsaken kids at home, some of us are trying to trip on LSD and temporarily forget about our mortal existences like responsible adults. Plus, 5 year olds won’t understand or won’t even remember the timing signature shifts woven into Tool songs as Danny Carey’s tribal drumming punches you in the soul and makes you question the idea of believing in things lol
Food is a very expensive and inconvenient overhead expense. I’m over it lol
The PGP mousepad that he never sends to anyone lol
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Loutenent Dan’ing it all the way lol
Guy making $60k: stop stressing. It’s never enough. Basically, if you still have to show up everyday to a place to earn a salary, you’re considered poor to the actual rich people. The same rich people who are destroying this place so lucky for you, if all goes well enough, you won’t have to worry about not making enough money lol
“Yes, that’s it, sing for your tip like a canary in an endless black coal mine. Haha, sing, sing you god damn asshole. You’ll always be singing for cash even when you get out of this summer job. Actually, with climate change going the way it is, it will always be summer soon so smash that ice cream on that granite slab”
That’s incorrect as shit lol
Congrats dude! The boss move is to submit a time off request on your first day for your second week of being employed. Listen, we’re probably never going to retire because older generations bent us over and stuck a red,white,and blue dick up our asses so enjoy the “now” and get yours! Lol
“Furthermore, Mr. Zuckerberg, why is it that I cannot see the nipples of a woman’s supple breasts as my wife is out grocery shopping but I cant watch a video of a man being beheaded by ISIS. Do you agree that this is infringing upon the First Amendment? Please don’t plead the fifth because I would like to know personally, Mr. Zuckerberg”
Congress: “Mr. Zuckerberg, I notice that I am being shown multiple ads per day on my wife and I’s joint Facebook account that try to get me to click on BDSM marital affair services via Ashley Madison. Needless to say, Mr. Zuckerberg, my wife is not pleased. Are you telling me that all of my terrible behaviors are now out in the open due to me clicking around in your ecosystem?”
Haha that is also a very good point and true. Damn
Guys, what if shitty music was purposely made mainstream by Masonic Stakeholders in order to find out who to get rid of first? There’s a reason why Rock n’ Roll is the Devil’s music so blast the Animals Album by Pink Floyd and let life crush your beautiful souls lol
You need to get new friends my man. You should lock them in a dark room with nice liquids and a bunch of pillows and blast Maggot Brain on repeat as Eddie Hazel sautés their minds. And then you should just leave them there because we need less people that suck or something like that lol
Does anyone else think these new “luxury” apartment/condo complexes in downtown areas of every city now look like overpriced high-rise prisons from the outside? Whatever happened to dilapidated 3 family homes and absolutely no sound proofing as you heard your downstairs neighbor get robbed at knife point for an extremely small sum of cash? Those were the days…lol
I usually don’t use proper punctuation so that def had something to do with it. No breaking news as of yet, still trying to figure out how to not go to work anymore. Will provide updates tonight at 11
Hello children, the confines of our self manufactured reality are held together with greed, spit, and bullshit. It’s designed to extract time, Labor, money, and personal freedom from you and your life in order to appease a faceless oligopoly that decides everything and literally sculpts the environments we exist in. Now go out there and be somebody! Lol