You know what never goes out of business? The drug trade. You’ll make so much money and be able to buy your way out of this reality. If you get killed then congrats, you just retired early. If you get put in jail, congrats again because you’ll get free food and clothes and rent for the rest of your life and guess what, the drug trade still exists in prison so also congrats again. Life is all about positive outlook and stuff, dude lol
Do golden showers count? I’m asking for the President of the Inited States of whatever this place is now because him and I have dragon energy or something lol
Right, dude! I was even thinking about taking so much DMT that I literally separate myself from my physical self because at the end of the day, these bodies we have are such an overhead expense and I’m tired of paying carry-on fees for my carcass everywhere I go. It’s 2018, we need to get rid of this physical reality/hardware bullshit because we literally have the internet lol
Guys, everything is gonna be alright. The Boomers hate us Millennials because they’re just jealous that we’ll all get to retire within the next, like, 10 years and not have to work as long as them after they ignorantly destroy society and the planet as a whole and then blame someone else for it. It’s gonna be great lol
I mean, this guy eating lunch on the toilet is the embodiment of people eating lunch in New York City. Even the hipsters in their artisanal mayonnaise shops that serve water and repurposed wine bottles in Williamsburg can’t fool me lol
They’ve monetized everything in this god forsaken society. Pretty soon they’re gonna make us pay septic rent for our shits and those bathroom attendees will become debt collectors
I love pulling these people aside and explain to them that they are explaining things to people that don’t need explain too and then I also tell that nothing actually matters and then I pat them on the back and laugh insanely out loud and then skip away lol
Kids these days need to get used to swears early because once the economy collapses, they’ll be ready to communicate effectively and also they’ll have a lot more important shit to worry about so words are a non issue especially when those same adults that get offended by swears tell their kids that sticks and stones may break their bones but words will never hurt them so they’re already full of shit lol
So, is your real name James Holmes? Maybe with those 12 life sentences and additional 3,318 years you’ll have some time to learn how to write better punch lines
People in DC love when you talk about that missile, i mean, plane that hit the Pentagon…if I am killed randomly this week. It was the Clinton Foundation lol
Basically, every single major city in America is turning into a place that’s massively over priced and over populated yet super convenient. Just wait like 10 years and pretty soon you’re gonna be seeing real estate listings that will say “Soon to be waterfront property! $7.5M with a toilet and a view of this massive trash head!” It’s gonna be so great lol
Micah just dodging the PGP mousepad controversy in the comment section of Will’s article like a fucking King. Respect….but seriously, I’ll get one, one of these days lol
Jim went for the mashed potato sandwich on white bread with potato chips lifestyle when he could have had the Rueben on toasted marble rye with deliciously melted smoked Gouda and an added side of au ju dipping sauce and a pickle spear lifestyle
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Guys, there’s literally no point in Connecticut, like, at all lol
You know what never goes out of business? The drug trade. You’ll make so much money and be able to buy your way out of this reality. If you get killed then congrats, you just retired early. If you get put in jail, congrats again because you’ll get free food and clothes and rent for the rest of your life and guess what, the drug trade still exists in prison so also congrats again. Life is all about positive outlook and stuff, dude lol
Do golden showers count? I’m asking for the President of the Inited States of whatever this place is now because him and I have dragon energy or something lol
Right, dude! I was even thinking about taking so much DMT that I literally separate myself from my physical self because at the end of the day, these bodies we have are such an overhead expense and I’m tired of paying carry-on fees for my carcass everywhere I go. It’s 2018, we need to get rid of this physical reality/hardware bullshit because we literally have the internet lol
I’m surprised that Budweiser isn’t #1 because friendship transcends arbitrary land borders, guys lol
Snowblind by Black Sabbath
I honestly don’t understand how so many people can write songs about a place that doesn’t even exist lol
Guys, everything is gonna be alright. The Boomers hate us Millennials because they’re just jealous that we’ll all get to retire within the next, like, 10 years and not have to work as long as them after they ignorantly destroy society and the planet as a whole and then blame someone else for it. It’s gonna be great lol
I mean, this guy eating lunch on the toilet is the embodiment of people eating lunch in New York City. Even the hipsters in their artisanal mayonnaise shops that serve water and repurposed wine bottles in Williamsburg can’t fool me lol
They’ve monetized everything in this god forsaken society. Pretty soon they’re gonna make us pay septic rent for our shits and those bathroom attendees will become debt collectors
I realize that this comment ^ makes 0 sense so let me expla….
I love pulling these people aside and explain to them that they are explaining things to people that don’t need explain too and then I also tell that nothing actually matters and then I pat them on the back and laugh insanely out loud and then skip away lol
Kids these days need to get used to swears early because once the economy collapses, they’ll be ready to communicate effectively and also they’ll have a lot more important shit to worry about so words are a non issue especially when those same adults that get offended by swears tell their kids that sticks and stones may break their bones but words will never hurt them so they’re already full of shit lol
Might have to write an additive piece to this regarding Mcconaughey’s new character attire as my summer 2018 thread up
So, is your real name James Holmes? Maybe with those 12 life sentences and additional 3,318 years you’ll have some time to learn how to write better punch lines
People in DC love when you talk about that missile, i mean, plane that hit the Pentagon…if I am killed randomly this week. It was the Clinton Foundation lol
Basically, every single major city in America is turning into a place that’s massively over priced and over populated yet super convenient. Just wait like 10 years and pretty soon you’re gonna be seeing real estate listings that will say “Soon to be waterfront property! $7.5M with a toilet and a view of this massive trash head!” It’s gonna be so great lol
Haha Haha hahahahaha lol
Micah just dodging the PGP mousepad controversy in the comment section of Will’s article like a fucking King. Respect….but seriously, I’ll get one, one of these days lol
Jim went for the mashed potato sandwich on white bread with potato chips lifestyle when he could have had the Rueben on toasted marble rye with deliciously melted smoked Gouda and an added side of au ju dipping sauce and a pickle spear lifestyle