Yeah, after laser hair removal on my male butthole labia, my confidence has increased tremendously. Especially, on my follow through on the mini-golf course white wearing grey pants. The swamp ass is no more and I feel 14 years younger!
Hell yeah, predatory lending just took over social media. Its gonna be hilarious when this shit tanks and we see JoJo on IG saying “you can pay off your life suffocating debt with a variable rate interest loan! What better way to pay off debt than paying it with more debt!”….then she’s gonna slowly realize what she’s done as she’s overlooks the city in her penthouse apartment as everyone below is killing each other over bread and water as a Goldman Sachs banker creeps up to the ledge of the skyscraper above her
John, we’re gonna need you to do more drugs and spiral out into the abyss so Kimber and I can keep making fake biography headlines in the comment section
Are you guys taking beer flights of literally one beer but with a bunch of different beers mixed in like we used to do at soda fountains as kids before life ripped our faces off?
They have 1 hour lunch breaks at Amazon but they’re not a real company anymore, they’re a monopoly and we all basically work for Amazon in some way or another
Well, since the leader of the free world can pay a stranger to pee ON him 5 minutes after meeting each other I’d say piss away because what is life anyway? Lol
I mean, the expansion draft didn’t work. It’s time to consolidate the entire state I to Delaware and then use it as a testing facility for the CDC because it’s 2018 and not much is left for us
1.) Have tongue/eyebrow pierced
2.) Download Plenty Of Fish
3.) Message everyone about your 2 year old son named Koryeander and ask what their star sign is
4) Live.laugh.love
“The Homie” is all of us within the PGP community in a sense. He’s actually the meta physical embodiment of the universal friendship that this site brings…except for you Sebastian, you’re a dinkus and I liked you better when you were that little talking crab in that Disney movie. It’s time to crack that rigid shell and be yourself so we can get to that soft meaty center and then broil you with some bread crumbs so we can toast some beers and cheers to a good summer or some shit lol
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Yeah, after laser hair removal on my male butthole labia, my confidence has increased tremendously. Especially, on my follow through on the mini-golf course white wearing grey pants. The swamp ass is no more and I feel 14 years younger!
You always have great life advice, Jeff
Sorry, “lol”….hahaha
Hell yeah, predatory lending just took over social media. Its gonna be hilarious when this shit tanks and we see JoJo on IG saying “you can pay off your life suffocating debt with a variable rate interest loan! What better way to pay off debt than paying it with more debt!”….then she’s gonna slowly realize what she’s done as she’s overlooks the city in her penthouse apartment as everyone below is killing each other over bread and water as a Goldman Sachs banker creeps up to the ledge of the skyscraper above her
Debbie Does Dallas is also a good documentary about overcoming adversity
Oh shit…
John, we’re gonna need you to do more drugs and spiral out into the abyss so Kimber and I can keep making fake biography headlines in the comment section
Are you guys taking beer flights of literally one beer but with a bunch of different beers mixed in like we used to do at soda fountains as kids before life ripped our faces off?
“Next week on Dudaronomy: John trips on barrel aged mescalin and goes up to the 360 Chicago Observatory to see if God is real”
They’re called diminishing middle class, blue collar America lol
He could be an eat on the toilet guy, not literally, but maybe he lives in NYC lol
They have 1 hour lunch breaks at Amazon but they’re not a real company anymore, they’re a monopoly and we all basically work for Amazon in some way or another
Humans are always in season lol
Uber and Lyft are DUI insurance policies
Well, since the leader of the free world can pay a stranger to pee ON him 5 minutes after meeting each other I’d say piss away because what is life anyway? Lol
Right back at you, my underwater dude
I mean, the expansion draft didn’t work. It’s time to consolidate the entire state I to Delaware and then use it as a testing facility for the CDC because it’s 2018 and not much is left for us
1.) Have tongue/eyebrow pierced
2.) Download Plenty Of Fish
3.) Message everyone about your 2 year old son named Koryeander and ask what their star sign is
4) Live.laugh.love
Lawl
“The Homie” is all of us within the PGP community in a sense. He’s actually the meta physical embodiment of the universal friendship that this site brings…except for you Sebastian, you’re a dinkus and I liked you better when you were that little talking crab in that Disney movie. It’s time to crack that rigid shell and be yourself so we can get to that soft meaty center and then broil you with some bread crumbs so we can toast some beers and cheers to a good summer or some shit lol
Hell yeah man