Just remember folks, nothing is everything and everything is nothing. In this society version, the only thing that matters are money, weapons, and power and since the majority of us have next to none of those, we can all chill the fuck out in the soothing notion that none of us really matter all that much until we all withhold our labor together lol
I’m really offended that “Hey Girls” has to culturally appropriate from the Latin language and Roman culture in order to place gender identity to a plural group of Caucasian females at one particular instance in time over the open source communication network that is now called the internet…it’s 2018, no one owns anything anymore, especially on the internet, even with legal copyright and trademark documents, they still don’t own it, the bank does just like they own all of us so don’t get mad at people on the internet, get mad at the people that own and fund all of our boring ass lives lol
I’m going with when. Because just like Neo in the Matrix, he was told by the Architect when he and everyone else was going to die based on the choice he makes. Look what happened after that, he defied the Architect’s odds and also the previous 5 iterations of him in the other versions of the Matrix. Also, knowing when gives you freedom in a sense and if it’s a long time out and shit completely sucks, you can always keep trying to take yourself out until you become a tiny spec of matter which is what we all are already. remember, folks, death is the only thing in life you can plan lol
Pretty soon they won’t need HR departments for algorithms so take this opportunity to get heavily imbedded in the drug trade because when like half the population is replaced, they’ll be doing a lot of drinking and drugs. Alcohol is a recession proof investment. For more fantastic life advice, you know where to find me lol
What do you think the “lol” is for in my teachings on here? IG was created for advertisers to permeate into people’s lives more organically as a subliminal tactic of making money off you without seeming like they are pitching something to you that you don’t need. This is the United States of Advertising and they are grateful for all the personal data we give them. Now go out there and be somebody but first, you need to buy some shoes to protect your feet or else you’ll need feet insurance! #ad lol
Facial girl – I’m sure Harvey Weinstein will be hosting a bukkake party once he doesn’t get in trouble for being a shitty human being. But seriously, if you tell him the “why” instead of just the “where”, I’m sure you’ll get that sauceeeee
I have begun to re-allocate all my fucks into the weapons/drug trade and the military industrial complex and let me you tell you, it has opened so many doors for me. Now I’m just trying to save up for an authentic/Free range deer antler skull mask so I am finally be invited to those secret island parties to get the good drugs and hang out with like all the major politicians and business industry CEO’s lol
Imagine being 30+ with a house you can’t really afford that looks exactly like the house next to yours, in a neighborhood far from your job, as you drive the nice car you also can’t really afford in order to give off the impression of affluence in a pointless competition with everyone around you, as your 2.5 kids grow up just to get into debt to hope to get a cubicle job that will be replaced by a software algorithm, as you keep slapping that smile on your face to hide the thought that none of this makes sense but you’re in way too deep and there’s no turning back so you hope for a retirement party 40 years into the future that probably won’t happen lol
Sassafras – Has two kids with different fathers that she no longer talks to, has pink/purple frosted hair, is constantly on FB complaining about things she has direct control off, and also loves bath bombs, tarot cards, and Star signs while posting bullshit inspirational quotes that she won’t internalize herself in hopes that it distracts her from a life of shitty decision making lol
“Listen here, kids. Come gather ‘round. I know they won’t teach you this in schools so here it is. The military industrial complex will run your life soon enough. There’s a ruthless underground network of people in politics, religion, and Hollywood who destroy children’s lives mentally and emotionally by trafficking them while also giving them stardom. It’s your job to safely navigate this place and enjoy things that make you feel something in terms of motivation and inspiration or else you’ll become like everyone else who’s merely just existing…now run along and bring me my blood pressure medication, I can’t believe I made it this long lol”
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Damn, I always thought you were supposed to sip shots as if you’re having a little tea party and laughing about nothing to no one
Pretty soon, Bill, we’ll all be Chinese
Just remember folks, nothing is everything and everything is nothing. In this society version, the only thing that matters are money, weapons, and power and since the majority of us have next to none of those, we can all chill the fuck out in the soothing notion that none of us really matter all that much until we all withhold our labor together lol
I’m really offended that “Hey Girls” has to culturally appropriate from the Latin language and Roman culture in order to place gender identity to a plural group of Caucasian females at one particular instance in time over the open source communication network that is now called the internet…it’s 2018, no one owns anything anymore, especially on the internet, even with legal copyright and trademark documents, they still don’t own it, the bank does just like they own all of us so don’t get mad at people on the internet, get mad at the people that own and fund all of our boring ass lives lol
I’m going with when. Because just like Neo in the Matrix, he was told by the Architect when he and everyone else was going to die based on the choice he makes. Look what happened after that, he defied the Architect’s odds and also the previous 5 iterations of him in the other versions of the Matrix. Also, knowing when gives you freedom in a sense and if it’s a long time out and shit completely sucks, you can always keep trying to take yourself out until you become a tiny spec of matter which is what we all are already. remember, folks, death is the only thing in life you can plan lol
Pretty soon they won’t need HR departments for algorithms so take this opportunity to get heavily imbedded in the drug trade because when like half the population is replaced, they’ll be doing a lot of drinking and drugs. Alcohol is a recession proof investment. For more fantastic life advice, you know where to find me lol
What do you think the “lol” is for in my teachings on here? IG was created for advertisers to permeate into people’s lives more organically as a subliminal tactic of making money off you without seeming like they are pitching something to you that you don’t need. This is the United States of Advertising and they are grateful for all the personal data we give them. Now go out there and be somebody but first, you need to buy some shoes to protect your feet or else you’ll need feet insurance! #ad lol
“Congrats, your child is gender non-conforming and will live in a constant state of utter fear and confusion for the rest of it’s life” lol
No one really “lives” in San Francisco anymore, it’s more like temporarily existing until you can’t work anymore lol
Facial girl – I’m sure Harvey Weinstein will be hosting a bukkake party once he doesn’t get in trouble for being a shitty human being. But seriously, if you tell him the “why” instead of just the “where”, I’m sure you’ll get that sauceeeee
I have begun to re-allocate all my fucks into the weapons/drug trade and the military industrial complex and let me you tell you, it has opened so many doors for me. Now I’m just trying to save up for an authentic/Free range deer antler skull mask so I am finally be invited to those secret island parties to get the good drugs and hang out with like all the major politicians and business industry CEO’s lol
Will, how could you leave off crystal meth? It’s the best ice of them all. They made an award winning show off of it for fuck’s sake lol
Peanut butter on a spoon straight from the jar mixed with tears because you can’t eat bread is actually very good
Welcome to the meat grinder!
Imagine being 30+ with a house you can’t really afford that looks exactly like the house next to yours, in a neighborhood far from your job, as you drive the nice car you also can’t really afford in order to give off the impression of affluence in a pointless competition with everyone around you, as your 2.5 kids grow up just to get into debt to hope to get a cubicle job that will be replaced by a software algorithm, as you keep slapping that smile on your face to hide the thought that none of this makes sense but you’re in way too deep and there’s no turning back so you hope for a retirement party 40 years into the future that probably won’t happen lol
Nice to see indentured servitude alive and well in 2018, in the land of the Free lol
It’s geometry and anatomy combined into one good group. That’s a low hanging fruit joke, guys.
Just think, that’s about as funny as some people will ever get and that’s sad as shit lol
Sassafras – Has two kids with different fathers that she no longer talks to, has pink/purple frosted hair, is constantly on FB complaining about things she has direct control off, and also loves bath bombs, tarot cards, and Star signs while posting bullshit inspirational quotes that she won’t internalize herself in hopes that it distracts her from a life of shitty decision making lol
“Listen here, kids. Come gather ‘round. I know they won’t teach you this in schools so here it is. The military industrial complex will run your life soon enough. There’s a ruthless underground network of people in politics, religion, and Hollywood who destroy children’s lives mentally and emotionally by trafficking them while also giving them stardom. It’s your job to safely navigate this place and enjoy things that make you feel something in terms of motivation and inspiration or else you’ll become like everyone else who’s merely just existing…now run along and bring me my blood pressure medication, I can’t believe I made it this long lol”
Send them the bill for your student loans instead lol