Guys, this is why we need to get rid of offices. Then, once corporate America has the resources and capabilities to automate all shitty jobs, it will actually be a positive thing because if you’re creative, you’ll survive because creativity can’t be replaced with AI. If you’re not creative, we’ll, you’ll just be obsoleted, a “legacy product” if you will. That sucks but maybe it will force some people to actually develop a personality or an original thought lol
Will, just get really good at Player’s Unkown Battlegrounds or (PubG to fit in with the kids) so that you’re training yourself for when the economy collapses. When it finally does, you’ll be really good at gathering things to survive and also hunting humans who are trying to steal your loot. Life is so simple yet we’ve made it so much more complicated with false conveniences lol
Dude, all you have to do is explain to her that when you lose all your hair, you are way more aerodynamic in your quest to the top. Trust me, all the people sitting in those clandestine boardrooms with their fingers in the societal faders, making all the decisions for the world economies and incrementally destroying the world are all bald as fuck and look like spotted potatoes that got pulled out of a meat grinder. The thing is folks, being rich makes even a piece of aged dog shit attractive. There’s a lot of ugly ass rich people lol
Also, Android people: Having an Android device is taken into consideration when applying for a loan. Typically, since Android devices are cheaper and more prevalent in other parts of the word, the data shows that Android users have a higher default rate on loans. You are a victim to shitty data aggregation, yes but you are still impacted from it here in America because your data is being used against you everywhere you tap, click, and go….take that to the bank and then light it on fire lol
Just wait for Project Titan, Magic Leap, Universal Apps, and then layer in AI. Pretty soon we won’t need actual people anymore. It’s gonna be great lol
Damn. I wish this dude realized that literally nothing changes once you’re married except for the fact that you dropped a shit ton of money for a religious prom, basically. So why rush it? Also, he should have taken that wedding money and allocated to something that doesn’t have a large failure rate, like real estate because at the end of the day everyone needs an overpriced box to cry in lol
Is it about the Texas Attorneys who viciously pursue the death penalty for mentally challenged individuals who break the law?…because if it is, this is why I can’t come to Austin and be a guest on all the Podcasts, obv because i have an unpaid parking ticket from 2013 lol
All the RBP listeners ruined Chipotle because people could wipe their hands on napkins since all of them were stolen which led to people wiping their hands on surfaces because people are piles of gargantuan. This lead to good particle smears collecting bacteria and causing diseases which then led to systemic health code violations by Chipotle to the point where it became dirtier than a Taco Bell and then the CDC stepped in and irradiated all the corporate Chipotle employees because while they were stacking bonus money, they let thousands of people die and then the Execs got rewarded before “stepping down” lol
Having a keg party at our house with some comedians to celebrate my comic pal who’s moving back from LA because obviously he wasn’t funny enough out there to hack it lol
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Dude, sell drugs. Look how big the pharma companies started, look at Pablo Escobar. You gotta start somewhere lol
There is no meaning to life. You create your own meaning. You are now free to do what you please
Guys, this is why we need to get rid of offices. Then, once corporate America has the resources and capabilities to automate all shitty jobs, it will actually be a positive thing because if you’re creative, you’ll survive because creativity can’t be replaced with AI. If you’re not creative, we’ll, you’ll just be obsoleted, a “legacy product” if you will. That sucks but maybe it will force some people to actually develop a personality or an original thought lol
Michael Jackson was really bad at bleach so don’t feel so bad lol
Will, just get really good at Player’s Unkown Battlegrounds or (PubG to fit in with the kids) so that you’re training yourself for when the economy collapses. When it finally does, you’ll be really good at gathering things to survive and also hunting humans who are trying to steal your loot. Life is so simple yet we’ve made it so much more complicated with false conveniences lol
Dude, all you have to do is explain to her that when you lose all your hair, you are way more aerodynamic in your quest to the top. Trust me, all the people sitting in those clandestine boardrooms with their fingers in the societal faders, making all the decisions for the world economies and incrementally destroying the world are all bald as fuck and look like spotted potatoes that got pulled out of a meat grinder. The thing is folks, being rich makes even a piece of aged dog shit attractive. There’s a lot of ugly ass rich people lol
Also, Android people: Having an Android device is taken into consideration when applying for a loan. Typically, since Android devices are cheaper and more prevalent in other parts of the word, the data shows that Android users have a higher default rate on loans. You are a victim to shitty data aggregation, yes but you are still impacted from it here in America because your data is being used against you everywhere you tap, click, and go….take that to the bank and then light it on fire lol
Just wait for Project Titan, Magic Leap, Universal Apps, and then layer in AI. Pretty soon we won’t need actual people anymore. It’s gonna be great lol
Damn. I wish this dude realized that literally nothing changes once you’re married except for the fact that you dropped a shit ton of money for a religious prom, basically. So why rush it? Also, he should have taken that wedding money and allocated to something that doesn’t have a large failure rate, like real estate because at the end of the day everyone needs an overpriced box to cry in lol
Yeah, def check out opium but not the club kind lol
Guys, we invade other countries for friendship because as they say, it’s lonely at the top lol
Is it about the Texas Attorneys who viciously pursue the death penalty for mentally challenged individuals who break the law?…because if it is, this is why I can’t come to Austin and be a guest on all the Podcasts, obv because i have an unpaid parking ticket from 2013 lol
Fuck yeah, my dude
And I don’t even care about all the typos because they make this shit more funny
All the RBP listeners ruined Chipotle because people could wipe their hands on napkins since all of them were stolen which led to people wiping their hands on surfaces because people are piles of gargantuan. This lead to good particle smears collecting bacteria and causing diseases which then led to systemic health code violations by Chipotle to the point where it became dirtier than a Taco Bell and then the CDC stepped in and irradiated all the corporate Chipotle employees because while they were stacking bonus money, they let thousands of people die and then the Execs got rewarded before “stepping down” lol
Having a keg party at our house with some comedians to celebrate my comic pal who’s moving back from LA because obviously he wasn’t funny enough out there to hack it lol
My username is my name spelt backwards…very clever way to keep your true identity sealed lol
This is gold
Valid
we all know that this is what really goes on and def isn’t staged at all (dancing bear.com) lol