#10 – Everyone is pretty much a druggie, whether you’re drinking at the bar, smoking crack in the alley next to the bar, doing Coke before going to the bar, smoking weed and chilling, shooting up and robbing a convenience store, taking Prozac and going to work, taking Adderall to write this column then washing it down with coffee. Don’t be a hypocrite
Yahoo is still a thing? I’m pretty skeptical as to where they got that $16M. Very shady practices, I’m guessing they’ve decided to delve into the dark web in order to stay relevant.
I’d probably just say fuck that and spare myself from becoming a V8 sponsored human vegetable after years of bodily and brain neglect and then go do what I actually want to do.
With the state of the world, why would you want to work out just to be able to make it to 85 and crap yourself as you stare out the window of your nursing home bedroom overlooking a Walmart parking lot filled with beached whales that evolved legs and have opinions.
I can’t wait for the episode when the family tries to have a sit down intervention for the Olson twins to try and get them out of their coke addiction and to see if they’ll eat a hamburger.
Will, I think I have the answer. Although it would weird me out if I saw it, I’m trying to get in this guy’s frame of thought. If it’s liquid soap, maybe he does that first to build up a protective layer on his hands to then turn the water on, then he washes his hands and then grabs a paper towel to dry his hands and also remove any soap from the faucet to leave the faucet cleaner than before for the next person.
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Finally some funny lies I can get behind instead of the ones we always get told every 4 years.
Just in time for the ever creeping mid-life crisis.
What a bunch of pretentious ham holes. Just reply back “No, it’s cool. I have DropBox, so we’re good to come in.”
“Cocaine is one hell of a drug”
I mean, it really depends on what financial institution you work for.
#10 – Everyone is pretty much a druggie, whether you’re drinking at the bar, smoking crack in the alley next to the bar, doing Coke before going to the bar, smoking weed and chilling, shooting up and robbing a convenience store, taking Prozac and going to work, taking Adderall to write this column then washing it down with coffee. Don’t be a hypocrite
I understand that, I wasn’t being serious.
Yahoo is still a thing? I’m pretty skeptical as to where they got that $16M. Very shady practices, I’m guessing they’ve decided to delve into the dark web in order to stay relevant.
I’d probably just say fuck that and spare myself from becoming a V8 sponsored human vegetable after years of bodily and brain neglect and then go do what I actually want to do.
I’m an affluent millenial in the sense that I’m a connoisseur for poor people things like boxed macaroni and using someone else’s Netflix account.
With the state of the world, why would you want to work out just to be able to make it to 85 and crap yourself as you stare out the window of your nursing home bedroom overlooking a Walmart parking lot filled with beached whales that evolved legs and have opinions.
Jesus Christ, Jesus!
Who the fuck are you hanging out with in Boston then?
Grey*. You hath to be kidding me.
For sure. I just need Uncle Joey to come in with the goofy jokes and he better be wearing that vintage Detroit Red Wings jersey
B.) Drink wine and talk about penises and pets
Agreed but you really solidify the friendships when you all attend mandatory AA meetings together for swiping a parked car one Saturday night.
The more the merrier. It’s gonna be a riveting season to say the least. I just wanna see Bob Saget lose it and Uncle Jesse to finally release his LP
I can’t wait for the episode when the family tries to have a sit down intervention for the Olson twins to try and get them out of their coke addiction and to see if they’ll eat a hamburger.
Will, I think I have the answer. Although it would weird me out if I saw it, I’m trying to get in this guy’s frame of thought. If it’s liquid soap, maybe he does that first to build up a protective layer on his hands to then turn the water on, then he washes his hands and then grabs a paper towel to dry his hands and also remove any soap from the faucet to leave the faucet cleaner than before for the next person.