Martha’s Vineyard is filled with people who are still trying to be The Kennedy’s and pill/heroin addicts. The beaches are nice though but only for 2 months out of the year.
Prime spending years? I’m saving up to not get my bank account frozen by Sallie Mae.
Prime working years? I can’t wait to not retire when I’m 75 all so I can do copious amounts of drugs while filling out nursing home applications for myself.
Thinking about marriage? The only thing I think about is escaping every limiting construct in my life, like relationships.
Planning to be a parent? Most people I know are pulling out or wishing they did.
True. The only upside now is that if my desk job keeps steering me into existential oblivion, I’ll be able to lose my mind and become The Joker for free
My only problem with Glassdoor is that it never shows the salaries of the jobs I actually want like being rich or being a kingpin of a massive drug operation.
This is a bit risky but plan a vacation (a week long one) place thermite charges in obscure points around the house and set it to a timed detonation device. While you’re gone, the house will catch fire but there will be no traces of hydrocarbons so it doesn’t totally look like an insurance fraud case. The thermite will melt through the support structures by providing its own oxygen source and the house will crumble symmetrically, leaving your neighbors safe with minimal damage. Collect the check and put it toward a town house and also don’t take this suggestion too seriously.
Good stuff Shibb. Idk why its not more accepted. I mean, when you see some assholes causing trouble they’re usually drunk, not high after smoking weed.
Yeah but 4 starts cutting into group territory and it leaves the possibility of not having a majority rule. With an odd number, there’s at least a majority decision every time.
Rolling 3 deep is the pinnacle of friendship groups. You’re like the Delta Force, there’s always a back up to the back up so the layers of fail safes is the perfect amount, never too much but never understaffed. You get the books smart guy, the street smart guy, and the quiet guy who knows what to do in weird/obscure situations that no one else thinks about.
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Burn in Hell.
Shouldn’t most of us be at this point?
We don’t have Maggiano’s in the Boston area because we have The North End.
Photos or it didn’t happen.
It’s really called “The closest a lot of white kids will come to a basketball career” under the guise of Knockout.
Why haven’t you given us “The top 20 cities for Millenials to weep in” yet?
It’s still cool as fuck don’t get wrong. You just gotta watch for the islanders, they’re a little off.
Martha’s Vineyard is filled with people who are still trying to be The Kennedy’s and pill/heroin addicts. The beaches are nice though but only for 2 months out of the year.
Prime spending years? I’m saving up to not get my bank account frozen by Sallie Mae.
Prime working years? I can’t wait to not retire when I’m 75 all so I can do copious amounts of drugs while filling out nursing home applications for myself.
Thinking about marriage? The only thing I think about is escaping every limiting construct in my life, like relationships.
Planning to be a parent? Most people I know are pulling out or wishing they did.
God damn Indian Givers.
True. The only upside now is that if my desk job keeps steering me into existential oblivion, I’ll be able to lose my mind and become The Joker for free
Or Batman
My only problem with Glassdoor is that it never shows the salaries of the jobs I actually want like being rich or being a kingpin of a massive drug operation.
This is a bit risky but plan a vacation (a week long one) place thermite charges in obscure points around the house and set it to a timed detonation device. While you’re gone, the house will catch fire but there will be no traces of hydrocarbons so it doesn’t totally look like an insurance fraud case. The thermite will melt through the support structures by providing its own oxygen source and the house will crumble symmetrically, leaving your neighbors safe with minimal damage. Collect the check and put it toward a town house and also don’t take this suggestion too seriously.
“Sounds like your buddy should have punted on 2nd down with that girl or QB sneaked it the fuck out of there” – Captain Hindsight
Good stuff Shibb. Idk why its not more accepted. I mean, when you see some assholes causing trouble they’re usually drunk, not high after smoking weed.
3 groups of deltas and 2 secret back ups
Yeah but 4 starts cutting into group territory and it leaves the possibility of not having a majority rule. With an odd number, there’s at least a majority decision every time.
Rolling 3 deep is the pinnacle of friendship groups. You’re like the Delta Force, there’s always a back up to the back up so the layers of fail safes is the perfect amount, never too much but never understaffed. You get the books smart guy, the street smart guy, and the quiet guy who knows what to do in weird/obscure situations that no one else thinks about.
Indeed man, indeed.