Okay, since I have a degree in communications and am extremely qualified to give outstanding life advice in situations like this, I think you should take her up on her offer to go hookah-ing. In fact, you should initiate it every single day. All you have to do is pretend to inhale and have a good time and watch her as she enjoys 5 packs of cigarettes worth of toxins in a half hour and then soon enough she’ll develop cancer and you probably won’t have to deal with her much longer because if you’re company is anything like mine, they got rid of cancer coverage. This might sound mean and apathetic but you don’t seem like a very nice person anyway so who are you to judge?
Guys, I met these type of mother fuckers down in Costa Rica (I was there for work) a few weeks back. after grabbing drinks with these fucks, there was one common trait: They were all “between jobs” and came from families that have fuck tons of money yet they claim that it’s all hard work and social media that fuels their adventures. I met more at the US Embassy after my shit was stollen and I was forced to stay in the country for 3 days with nothing until they made me a new one. These adventure seekers at Trustafarians and they have brands find them by giving shout out ads. They’re corporate shills in disguise. Don’t believe them, they are not tethered to any kind of reality.
One way to get rid of this guy is to put a bunch of Donald Trump campaign signs all over his front lawn and then litter it with mannequins that have their eyes exed out in permanent marker, sprinkle in some Masonic symbolism and illuminati triangles and then wait for your neighbors to burn his house down in a fit of rage.
I’m sorry, I’m going through a tough time right now. I just realized at 28 that I’m not even close to buying a house and the Bruins might now make the playoffs, and I don’t even have a wife to argue with and get divorced from, and has went up like 10 cents this week.
Well since this whole union we’re about to agree upon has over a 50% failure rate, I guess the real question is how adaptable are you to change.. Because I’m not moving into a 1 bedroom apartment with a mattress on the floor and still paying for this house if shit hits the fan.
I agree with what you’re saying, I’m talking more about allocating money that would otherwise go to wasted government spending/taxes and also a profit sharing type of system that’s set up to benefit people as a whole instead of having the money go to a select few. I know it’s a long shot.
That’s what I was getting at, I think it could be a good thing eventually. A basic universal income would allow our economy to shift more toward a full resource based economy with better education opportunities and more time for people to contribute in other meaningful ways rather than commute to sit at a desk and do arbitrary work or go to a warehouse and put away boxes for a living.
*reported HR the the BBB and OSHA for cancelling cancer coverage and establishing high deductible insurance plan with 20% less coverage after said deductible was reached*
I’m just waiting for the day when almost all of our jobs get automated and they have to establish a baseline universal income for people because that’s the only suitable option other than wiping people out.
If you’re seeing someone for a few weeks and then you wake up and don’t feel it, it’s not really ghosting, it’s just life. But imagine how much fun you’d have if you created a life with someone for decades and bought assets together and then one day you just wake up and pretend to go to work but instead you just ghost out of your own existence and go on a binge of riverboat gambling, drugs, and shoestring travel vacations. It’s the new American Dream.
Also get a fit bit to show how elite you are in terms of “step count” as you sit at your desk and wave your arm back and forth to beat everyone else’s step counts as they actually try and exercise.
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Okay, since I have a degree in communications and am extremely qualified to give outstanding life advice in situations like this, I think you should take her up on her offer to go hookah-ing. In fact, you should initiate it every single day. All you have to do is pretend to inhale and have a good time and watch her as she enjoys 5 packs of cigarettes worth of toxins in a half hour and then soon enough she’ll develop cancer and you probably won’t have to deal with her much longer because if you’re company is anything like mine, they got rid of cancer coverage. This might sound mean and apathetic but you don’t seem like a very nice person anyway so who are you to judge?
I concur
“It’s not that I’m lazy, it’s that I just don’t care.”
Guys, I met these type of mother fuckers down in Costa Rica (I was there for work) a few weeks back. after grabbing drinks with these fucks, there was one common trait: They were all “between jobs” and came from families that have fuck tons of money yet they claim that it’s all hard work and social media that fuels their adventures. I met more at the US Embassy after my shit was stollen and I was forced to stay in the country for 3 days with nothing until they made me a new one. These adventure seekers at Trustafarians and they have brands find them by giving shout out ads. They’re corporate shills in disguise. Don’t believe them, they are not tethered to any kind of reality.
Well I just found out how to make my face not look like my face on there. Most productive thing I’ve done all week.
So you didn’t light your house on fire with thermite to collect the insurance money yet?
No.
One way to get rid of this guy is to put a bunch of Donald Trump campaign signs all over his front lawn and then litter it with mannequins that have their eyes exed out in permanent marker, sprinkle in some Masonic symbolism and illuminati triangles and then wait for your neighbors to burn his house down in a fit of rage.
Might not*….gas*…..Jesus Christ I can’t win today.
I’m sorry, I’m going through a tough time right now. I just realized at 28 that I’m not even close to buying a house and the Bruins might now make the playoffs, and I don’t even have a wife to argue with and get divorced from, and has went up like 10 cents this week.
“How adaptable are you to change?”
Well since this whole union we’re about to agree upon has over a 50% failure rate, I guess the real question is how adaptable are you to change.. Because I’m not moving into a 1 bedroom apartment with a mattress on the floor and still paying for this house if shit hits the fan.
True that man.
I agree with what you’re saying, I’m talking more about allocating money that would otherwise go to wasted government spending/taxes and also a profit sharing type of system that’s set up to benefit people as a whole instead of having the money go to a select few. I know it’s a long shot.
That’s what I was getting at, I think it could be a good thing eventually. A basic universal income would allow our economy to shift more toward a full resource based economy with better education opportunities and more time for people to contribute in other meaningful ways rather than commute to sit at a desk and do arbitrary work or go to a warehouse and put away boxes for a living.
*reported HR the the BBB and OSHA for cancelling cancer coverage and establishing high deductible insurance plan with 20% less coverage after said deductible was reached*
I’m just waiting for the day when almost all of our jobs get automated and they have to establish a baseline universal income for people because that’s the only suitable option other than wiping people out.
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If you’re seeing someone for a few weeks and then you wake up and don’t feel it, it’s not really ghosting, it’s just life. But imagine how much fun you’d have if you created a life with someone for decades and bought assets together and then one day you just wake up and pretend to go to work but instead you just ghost out of your own existence and go on a binge of riverboat gambling, drugs, and shoestring travel vacations. It’s the new American Dream.
Also get a fit bit to show how elite you are in terms of “step count” as you sit at your desk and wave your arm back and forth to beat everyone else’s step counts as they actually try and exercise.