Just get high and read up on Larry Silverstein, the combustion temperature of jet fuel and the properties of steel, hermetically sealed architectural design, The Mossad, Thermite, structural demolitions and symmetrical collapse, The 28 omitted pages from the official 9/11 report, US/Saudi black market relations, US/Israeli black market relations, Lithium Ion rich Afghanistan, oil rich Middle East especially Iraq, the dictators who tried to leave the petro dollar, The Operation Northwoods Report from the 1960’s/JFK’s assassination, The Bush family bloodline, The Patriot Act, NDAA Bill, the definition of imperialism, the military industrial complex, Blackwater, privatized warfare, the $2 trillion dollars that went unaccounted for after The Pentagon was hit, how no black box or plane debris was found in that occurrence, or just read this comment to get the answer you’re looking for.
I mean, people were looked at as crazy for thinking governments could listen to your calls or view your texts, photos, and emails and then came Snowden.
I like going through my SnapChats each day to see if everyone’s lives are still boring and then I feel better about my own life after I continually get reconfirmed.
Just remember, those people now actually have to tell their little babies that they probably won’t have a decent living since everything is going to shit around here and you don’t. Instead, you can just pull out the lawn chair, grab a couple cold ones and watch the societal trainwreck derail itself without having to worry about anyone else.
So you’re the person who’s always trying to get me to buy those detox drinks and Herbalife shakes while posting motivational quotes from other people way more successful than you on your social media feeds. Hey buddy, Fuck you. Alright.
Wait, that’s what LinkedIn is for? Fuck, I’ve been using it to seek professional help.
Jk lol, but seriously you can endorse people for shit like “beans” and “pizza” on there. Pepper that into someone’s high profile, profile and they’ll look stupid to employers.
Everyone listen up, this person is correct on every level. The only “one” you’re gonna find is the person who can deal with your awfulness and the smell of your farts and other stuff for enough time to be able to collect the life insurance money once you die. Kids are just a distraction to this fact. Your goal in life should be to be so kind to everyone in hopes that you become a beneficiary because this world is run by money and nothing else and the sooner you understand this, the sooner you’ll start taking better care of yourself so you can outlive everyone else and collect those insurance checks.
No need to apologize Will, it was a good read plus my comments below it were really starting to make headway with the bleeding heart/vagina crowd and it’s sad that they were put to rest. I spent extra time on the toilet writing those absolute gems.
Investing that much at one time on an inanimate object for another human being is insane. He should have went to Jared and then taken the $25k left over and waited to invest in Magic Leap once it goes public. (For those of you who are investors, you’re welcome).
Instead, once you turn 40, you get hijacked from your car on the way to work in the morning and then masked men sit you down in a sterile office setting and then they show you all of the opportunities you passed up over the last 20 years to live a way more interesting life than you do now. Then you are knocked out and then you awake in a remote location with 3 days worth of cliff bars and water and you can decide to walk back to your uninspiring life or start something new, all debts forgiven.
Some insecure and feeble minded males have to rock this look because much like a porcupine, those slicked back spikes are their last line of defense from more intelligent, stronger males in the downtown Serengeti. It’s also their last ditch effort to try and find a mate and reproduce (since women tend to love this look) in order to save their species from being extinct.
After much deliberation, the man finally leaves his sinking car only to be swept away by a strong undertow which forced him to the bottom where he is then flushed deep underground and enslaved by a reptilian-humanoid species but he is sort of happy because he doesn’t have to go to work or see his boring family again.
To the girl who said “I’ve never done this before”; you’ve totally done that before. You’re not fooling anyone with that facade anymore. Sex is the only free form of fun left in this world, enjoy it while you still can.
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Chrisdelia….I got you dude. His Terry and Rog series’ are hilarious.
Just get high and read up on Larry Silverstein, the combustion temperature of jet fuel and the properties of steel, hermetically sealed architectural design, The Mossad, Thermite, structural demolitions and symmetrical collapse, The 28 omitted pages from the official 9/11 report, US/Saudi black market relations, US/Israeli black market relations, Lithium Ion rich Afghanistan, oil rich Middle East especially Iraq, the dictators who tried to leave the petro dollar, The Operation Northwoods Report from the 1960’s/JFK’s assassination, The Bush family bloodline, The Patriot Act, NDAA Bill, the definition of imperialism, the military industrial complex, Blackwater, privatized warfare, the $2 trillion dollars that went unaccounted for after The Pentagon was hit, how no black box or plane debris was found in that occurrence, or just read this comment to get the answer you’re looking for.
DMT is wonderful and pretty life changing. How do you think I come up with these Pulitzer Prize winning comments
I mean, people were looked at as crazy for thinking governments could listen to your calls or view your texts, photos, and emails and then came Snowden.
Also, has anyone stopped to think that SnapChat is creating a voluntary facial recognition database under the guise of fun filters.
I like going through my SnapChats each day to see if everyone’s lives are still boring and then I feel better about my own life after I continually get reconfirmed.
But Chris D’Elia is an absolute must follow.
Just remember, those people now actually have to tell their little babies that they probably won’t have a decent living since everything is going to shit around here and you don’t. Instead, you can just pull out the lawn chair, grab a couple cold ones and watch the societal trainwreck derail itself without having to worry about anyone else.
So you’re the person who’s always trying to get me to buy those detox drinks and Herbalife shakes while posting motivational quotes from other people way more successful than you on your social media feeds. Hey buddy, Fuck you. Alright.
Wait, that’s what LinkedIn is for? Fuck, I’ve been using it to seek professional help.
Jk lol, but seriously you can endorse people for shit like “beans” and “pizza” on there. Pepper that into someone’s high profile, profile and they’ll look stupid to employers.
Everyone listen up, this person is correct on every level. The only “one” you’re gonna find is the person who can deal with your awfulness and the smell of your farts and other stuff for enough time to be able to collect the life insurance money once you die. Kids are just a distraction to this fact. Your goal in life should be to be so kind to everyone in hopes that you become a beneficiary because this world is run by money and nothing else and the sooner you understand this, the sooner you’ll start taking better care of yourself so you can outlive everyone else and collect those insurance checks.
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True, but in case they do it will change the game of augmented/mixed reality since their technology is far better than the rest in that space.
No need to apologize Will, it was a good read plus my comments below it were really starting to make headway with the bleeding heart/vagina crowd and it’s sad that they were put to rest. I spent extra time on the toilet writing those absolute gems.
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Investing that much at one time on an inanimate object for another human being is insane. He should have went to Jared and then taken the $25k left over and waited to invest in Magic Leap once it goes public. (For those of you who are investors, you’re welcome).
Instead, once you turn 40, you get hijacked from your car on the way to work in the morning and then masked men sit you down in a sterile office setting and then they show you all of the opportunities you passed up over the last 20 years to live a way more interesting life than you do now. Then you are knocked out and then you awake in a remote location with 3 days worth of cliff bars and water and you can decide to walk back to your uninspiring life or start something new, all debts forgiven.
Some insecure and feeble minded males have to rock this look because much like a porcupine, those slicked back spikes are their last line of defense from more intelligent, stronger males in the downtown Serengeti. It’s also their last ditch effort to try and find a mate and reproduce (since women tend to love this look) in order to save their species from being extinct.
After much deliberation, the man finally leaves his sinking car only to be swept away by a strong undertow which forced him to the bottom where he is then flushed deep underground and enslaved by a reptilian-humanoid species but he is sort of happy because he doesn’t have to go to work or see his boring family again.
To the girl who said “I’ve never done this before”; you’ve totally done that before. You’re not fooling anyone with that facade anymore. Sex is the only free form of fun left in this world, enjoy it while you still can.