I’m not seeing the huge deal with bringing your date back to your parents house. Just go straight to your room and don’t be banging in the living room and your parents shouldn’t give a shit. You both live at home so it’s not like the other person can judge you for it.
A lot to unpack here but most notably you’ve “never spoken more than 3 words to a girl you didn’t want to sleep with??” Like no waitresses? Coworkers? Your mom?
This might be the dumbest comment I’ve ever seen and for that you should be proud.
To the dude who’s girl has hooked up with his friends: If you decide to pursue it, wait until you’re all hanging out together and make a joke about it. It’ll get rid of the elephant in the room and show you’re man enough to not let it phase you (whether or not that may be true).
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It’s kind of surprising to me the “being in constant pain/dying by 60” and “never being comfortable” didn’t make more guys pick short, tbh.
I think that’s just called “a group of friends seeing a movie.”
No, I meant what I said.
If it’s by itself, it’s breakfast food. It can be served on lunch or dinner foods, however.
I still say hella come kick me in the dick lil boy
Tag urself I’m the pisser
Tryna go to happy hour later?
If my boy is looking like a damn snack at happy hour I’ll smooch him up nothing weird about it amirite guys?
I’m not seeing the huge deal with bringing your date back to your parents house. Just go straight to your room and don’t be banging in the living room and your parents shouldn’t give a shit. You both live at home so it’s not like the other person can judge you for it.
Roughly a gallon of ketchup.
Know the bartenders and drink only rail liquor.
I saw “California Cornflakes” in a medical textbook about street names for it, and I’m all in on that.
This was great.
They’re 17. And in high school. Not a good look.
A lot to unpack here but most notably you’ve “never spoken more than 3 words to a girl you didn’t want to sleep with??” Like no waitresses? Coworkers? Your mom?
This might be the dumbest comment I’ve ever seen and for that you should be proud.
You were never in the friend zone, Dave. You were in the bone zone all along. Well done.
It’s almost as if the amount of money spent doesn’t equal success because girls aren’t math equations.
To the dude who’s girl has hooked up with his friends: If you decide to pursue it, wait until you’re all hanging out together and make a joke about it. It’ll get rid of the elephant in the room and show you’re man enough to not let it phase you (whether or not that may be true).
Hit ya boy up, Charles. Let’s hang out.
brb, getting this comment framed for my wall.