Congressmen work, on average, 18 hours a week and therefore would not qualify for a dream job under the rules of the Would You Rather. Nice try though.
If you’re not tipping a full amount for something as petty as “your drink running dry,” you’re a cheapskate. Just take note of how much drink you have left, know how fast you drink, and order another one preemptively if you’re that worried about going a few minutes without a margarita.
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Are you not tipping the difference…? *Tier One Alert*
Shower before Saturday brunch, no shower before Sunday brunch
Overcharge companies to tell them what they already know
Hahahaha no way
10 days PTO final offer
Congressmen work, on average, 18 hours a week and therefore would not qualify for a dream job under the rules of the Would You Rather. Nice try though.
If you don’t have kids to support it’s not too outlandish.
Sounds like a personal story my friend
Intricacy does not equal entertainment. Chess is extremely intricate and extremely boring to watch.
I love a good ranking. Everyone knows that about me
Step 1: change your PGP name
Good, because I exclusively write PGP on the shitter
Labrum repair. I’m definitely not 100% but I’m at least mobile. I’m hoping to feel fully athletic again by the one year mark. Shit sucks.
Hah
Over 30%- I got too drunk to do math
If you’re not tipping a full amount for something as petty as “your drink running dry,” you’re a cheapskate. Just take note of how much drink you have left, know how fast you drink, and order another one preemptively if you’re that worried about going a few minutes without a margarita.
Live a little my man
Aaaand Ketosis is no longer cool.
Yes, but not more than a human being….
If you think dogs understand human emotions on a level other humans can’t, either you or the people in your life are sociopaths.