Nautilus

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Member Since 05/05/2016

You’re Not Old, You’re Just Boring

Why Do People Still Hate On Hockey?

A Very Millennial Christmas

The Five Stages Of Grief When Waiting For A Girl To Text Back

A Review Of My Last Six Drunken Meals

The Metaphysics Of Golf

I Sharted While Trying To Potty Train My Kid And Now He Will Never Respect Me

Going To The Bar Alone: A Step Into The Void

Independence Day: Drunk And Homeless In Chicago