I’m not sure if you’ve ever been to Asheville, but it’s easy to see past the hippies once you’ve tasted some beer at one of fourteen local breweries or hiked in the surrounding mountains. God bless it.
Your twenties are your selfish years, Johnny. Take it from a man who’s in a long distance relationship and just purchased a fruit basket to bring to his in-laws tomorrow.
I’m road tripping to the mountains of NC (God’s country) with several fraternity brothers at the end of the month, and this only got me that much more excited. We have a damn beautiful country with a lot to see, in between George Strait CD’s and Whataburger, of course.
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You’re a fascinating specimen.
**Insert witty comment about my friends getting married/having babies while I’m an alcoholic mess**
Chasing tail in the comments section. PGP.
“I’m a simple guy, I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast foods” -Ron Swanson
I’m not sure if you’ve ever been to Asheville, but it’s easy to see past the hippies once you’ve tasted some beer at one of fourteen local breweries or hiked in the surrounding mountains. God bless it.
North Carolina is God’s country. Headed to Asheville for a mountain weekend with the boys next weekend, can’t wait.
I’m not sure where my California is, but I really hope it has lower tax rates and less lefties.
Appreciate it my man. See ya on twitter with the rest of the gang.
Your selfies have been killing it lately.
I’m almost positive Gandhi said this.
Nothing gives you the scaries quite like a trip to your in-laws who probably hate you. I appreciate everyone’s support. PGP.
I need a drink.
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Your twenties are your selfish years, Johnny. Take it from a man who’s in a long distance relationship and just purchased a fruit basket to bring to his in-laws tomorrow.
There’s enough of the Nard Dog for all of us. Cheers.
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Nice account picture, brah.
It’s Bo’ Time.
I’m road tripping to the mountains of NC (God’s country) with several fraternity brothers at the end of the month, and this only got me that much more excited. We have a damn beautiful country with a lot to see, in between George Strait CD’s and Whataburger, of course.
Weddings are acceptable only when they include the coveted open bar and “Shout” at high volumes.